Peter Riffin

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Hey, gamers! I’ll be having Story Time play date with @scrappy-fan92.bsky.social Come join before you mom gets back and makes you go back to your house, bro.

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What is everyone’s opinion on The New Norm in relation to The Old Norm? You feel there are any differences?

I’m 26 years old, skinny, and 6’3 with the face of a 17 year old. Every time I shave off my mustache and beard, I have to present the Quiktrip clerk with an expired ID to *not* get my Corona 6 pack. How the fuck do twinks even enjoy life? God *damn!*

Logo for fanfiction series The Great Disney Games (2024). Five rings, styled after the official logo of the Olympic Games, feature stylized renditions of (clockwise from left to right) Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Goofy Goof, and Daisy Duck. The logo is against a multicolored pastel background.

After many delays, we're doing a formal rollout for the cast of #TheGreatDisneyGames (story link here:
www.fanfiction.net/s/14423225/1...; art by @dicesms.bsky.social). I'll include URLs to SM handles in the images and links in the alt text. This whole thread's gonna be a pain in the "@" symbol.

Casting card announcing Joey as the voice of Tinker Bell from Peter Pan, Ferb Fletcher from Phineas and Ferb, Flintheart Glomgold from DuckTales, and Grimwold Gloom from The 7D. Joey's photo is that of himself, a man with short dark hair in a bedroom. The photo is edited to feature glowing eyes and the photo's tint is red to imply power emanating. Social media handles from Twitch and YouTube are included: https://www.twitch.tv/bootlegracoon https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCemviZiBPah0HXj8CknKr7w

Casting card announcing T.J. Brown as the voice of Phineas Flynn and Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb as well as Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove. T.J.'s avatar is that of Roger, a gray-skinned extraterrestrial character from American Dad!, wearing a hat reminiscent of the blue quills of Sonic the Hedgehog. Social media handles from Bluesky and X (formerly Twitter) are included: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gfpepb2sdltszppiozftsiwc https://x.com/HedgehogDaddy1

Casting card announcing BuckyOfChaos as the voice of Rapunzel from Tangled and Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls. Bucky's avatar is a drawn picture of a woman with blue hair and green fairy wings, adorned in a pink and green dress while leaning slightly forward. Social media handles from Bluesky, Twitch, and X (formerly Twitter) are included: https://bsky.app/profile/buckyofchaos.bsky.social https://www.twitch.tv/buckyofchaos https://x.com/BuckyOfChaos

Casting card announcing Harry as the voice of Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls. Harry's avatar is that of a blonde girl with brown horns. The girl wears a white, purple, and red dress and has a serene expression. Social media handles from Bluesky, YouTube, and Twitch are included: https://bsky.app/profile/harrysupermsl.bsky.social https://www.youtube.com/@SuperMSL https://www.twitch.tv/supermariosoniclover

Joey voices Tinker Bell, Ferb, Glomgold, and Grim. @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social reprises Phineas and Doofenshmirtz from way back in ep. 2 and voices Kronk as well. @buckyofchaos.bsky.social makes her long-awaited debut as Rapunzel and Mabel and @harrysupermsl.bsky.social voices Dipper.

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Another episode of Story Time's coming up. We'll be returning to the TF2 fic "Ceasefire Days," where the RED mercenaries get stuck in the snow. @harrysupermsl.bsky.social, @radoran.schale.club, @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social, and Joey join me:
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What’s the name of that Starbomb song again? The one where Mario and his brother are fighting over Peach. It’s like, fuckin’…uuuuh…

Neutral evil is one of those college teachers with dreams of making it to Broadway, but is stuck with insurance ad voiceovers and forcing his students to do a scene from his play about a recovering crack addict nicknamed Second.

Chaotic neutral is Smosh post-Anthony.

“They’re doing Dhampyr operations on illegal daywalkers.”

“Vat do the Biden and Helsing families have in common? Zey both have Hunters who need to *go!*”

Kamala outro music: “ 🎶 I am a black storm, crashing through the tides. I am a female force, dividing water’s rise. I’m bulletproof, honey. Call me Bull-et-proof!!!🎶”

Tim Waltz music: “When you get your tools at Harbor Freight, you’re getting more than a job well done.”

Conservative vampire: “Bleeg!!! My children of the night can’t even enjoy cereal without being forced to look at a yellow-skinned diversity hire! Hasn’t China already taken enough from us!!!? Our culture is about making people D.I.E., not D.E.I.”

me after ruining the vibe at karaoke

Every scene in Saturday Night feels like this:

Holding this up to my face at Chills like it's my phone and laughing, “Aww, nooo. Naw, naw that’s crazy, bro.”

Every car insurance commercial is a millennials' worst draft tweet and you just have to sit through it while your drunk ass is watching American Dad at 2:32 am.

Tom and Jerry gotta be so fucked up if you’re a cat. Imagine being Jewish and learning Cartoon Network airs Triumph of The Will during your kid’s lunch period.

Bluesky is a peer review website.

Blueskey is for draft tweets.

Twitter is for bangers.

This is my most 24-year old TV Tropes editor/Stan Twitter ass post, but I’m drunk and it’s true.

Sharpay’s Law: The theory that if you introduce a “mean girl” character into any given musical, she *will* have the best song.

@GreenBeretPinkiePie: “Happy Valentine’s Day. I’ve given up on love. God, I hate this fucking holiday.”

The Grinch: *in a leather jacket, leaning against a doorway* “…How would you like to be part of a team?”

It's one thing to write a perfect thesis on your cast and another to be funny, but to encapsulate every character in a way that’s consistently hilarious for 21 min. is fucking masterful.

Hi so Always Sunny’s “The Gang Misses the Boat” may be the greatest sitcom episode of all time. Just letting you know because you totally care.

I’m autistic and love Hawaiian shirts, call me Stimmy Buffet.

The only Bill Ack-man I want to hear about is when Cathy gets the check for an expensive dinner

(This joke submitted by Phyllis Schroeder, age 57)

Look, I didn’t come up with his canon name, bro. Go find Paul Dini’s Twitter and bully him about it.