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Aubergine quiche

Aubergine quiche

Five for each. Do ten if you want. I could have gotten more specific and all.

If you have children, of any age, can you name ten things that have meant a lot to them at some time or other?

I want to try: Child 1: Busytown, The Lion King, The Binding of Isaac, Destiny, Burner culture
Kid B: Lego, The Dollop, Fridays for Future, Classical music, Economics

YouTube video by 4K Films Lux The Mason’s Apron & The Pumpkin’s Fancy by Pipes & Drums Gréiwemaacher

Techno is ultimately Scottish www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uemm...

Imagine being called "Huguette"?!

Imagine being called "Hugh"!

What's that in micro-Kissingers, you ask?

Quite, the exchange rate is currently one Nobel Prize to one Trump-signed swag bag

Venezuela’s Machado gave Trump her Nobel prize. In return she received a swag bag but no promise of support | CNN When Venezuela’s opposition leader María Corina Machado walked into the White House on Thursday, she came bearing the gift US President Donald Trump has long coveted: a Nobel Peace Prize.

Imagine giving away your Nobel peace prize medal hoping for a presidency and getting a Trump-signed gift bag instead

No words

edition.cnn.com/2026/01/15/a...

My new avi is giving absolute chunkle

"So how does the plumbing work on this ship again?"

A worthy man!

You have got me missing pubs so much.

How do you know when your fringe is possessed?

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Fucking low bar here, though

That's mine, but only because I got bored when I watched it aged ~18. Might have a very different opinino now.

They are putting LDS in the water supply

Not to be confused with Liebstöckl (little love stick) which is German for lovage, the pervs.

Which has nothing to do with geezers with shooters but is simply German for "attraction stick". Hit me with your lockstock, baby!

Maybe I'll do nature news on this new shite site.

In NATURE NEWS !!!

Wildcats have been confirmed (DNA tests) in Schleswig-Holstein for the first time in 500 years!

Apparently they put up poles with valerian for them to scritch on, leaving hair to test.

A pole is called a Lockstock.

The Imperial Robes of Bamberg | bavarikon

I forgot the link www.bavarikon.de/object/bav:B...

The "Star Mantle" (cloak) of Holy Roman Emperor Heinrich II (Bamberg) - gold embroidery on blue silk I think.

The white Kunigunde mantle (also Bamberg) - gold on white this time,

Gorgeous. Have you ever seen the imperial rainments kept in Bamberg?

My first book of the year 2026 is 2666 - it was that or starting War and Peace again (but there will still be too many Mikhail Filipoviches) or The Count of Monte Cristo (too much in vogue with the wrong set). So David Lodge meets Cormac McCarthy it is! It's been fun so far (110 pages in)

I am flirting with flitting permanently from the former bird app. If you recognise me, give me a follow.

In new sentences: My wife is skiing to her cello lesson today.

blackspring's nan's pork hock. Yesterday with udon, today with kopytka dyniowe (pumpkin gnocchi)

I just realised the Twitter account has been axed. Maybe this will be what finally inspired me to make the move to the 🦋 site.