Emma Stump

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

Oof, nice one Philogene. #IPSNOR

Hell yeah. Along with mint Viscount biscuits, sausages on sticks and a trifle with tinned fruit, sprinkles and little silver balls.

Oh stop shrieking Vicky you silly cow. #Strictly

@camsell59.bsky.social Giant Stefan now has a companion:

And Craig agrees with me.

Bosh cunt is fucking shit. It’s a dance contest, not a strongman contest. Even I could lift Amy up. #Strictly

I love Alex but by Christ she needs some deep conditioning or Olaplex on her hair. #Strictly

And I thought that Raith coach had a big package. Blimey, Jimmy. #Strictly

That puts me in mind of that “Belly’s gonna get you” advert.

Arthur Negus looking to the left. A teapot looking to the right.

Your own
personal
Negus,
Someone to look at your wares
Someone who cares.

Grinning Pete must be relieved to have someone other than Sandra interviewing him.

I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts.

The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative.

Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.

I really hope Iraola doesn’t go to Man U; that’d fuck him up even more than going to Chelsea fucked up Graham Potter.

This has just reminded me of that “Iron like a Lion at the Den” graffiti that used to be outside London Bridge. #TOTP

Tweets aside, that was a cracking Top 10. #TOTP

QUEEN. #TOTP

Oh FFS we could’ve had Under Your Thumb instead of that Gidea Park bollocks. #TOTP

Chislehurst’s finest. #TOTP

Or even hell.

FUCKING he’ll. #TOTP

Somebody fix this so Stewart and Andy win it.

Would’ve been a great way to promote the new metro line.

You’d think they could use the Palais du Midi. But non.

SET IT IN THE 1960s AND HAVE THEM CHECK IN AT CROSSROADS, YOU COWARDS

I’d have put the Trafalgar in South Wimbledon in there.

YouTube video by VinylFun TERRY SCOTT - 'I Like Birds' - 1966 45rpm

Was this connected to his single “I Like Birds”?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJhy...

He’s got a fucking cheek given the state of some of these ICE goons.

Shop front of a musical instrument store in Ayr, Scotland, called Ayr Guitar.

Excellent naming work there.

Wowsers, this is great. Lovely smooth ride. We’re already on Lewisham Way. TFL can you please extend this to Catford?