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"Cats are filled with many pleasant sounds." Black cat saying "JORP!"

did u know

This looped three times before i noticed

amazing photo of cat inside trash can by redditor WhaleF00d

this is where i post from

#verano2025
#Canelones
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a mi me muestra en todos lados la nueva url asi que lo voy a dejar quietito a ver si con el tiempo se actualiza o algo

Creo que quedo, muchas gracias!

Ohhh gracias, no sabia como funciona 😬

Lo intente un monton de veces pero me dice "error al verificar, intente nuevamente" 😅, más tarte vuelvo a intentar y si no me deja... 🤷‍♂️

Cat with white mustache

This cat looks like he is about to tie someone to some railroad tracks

[forgetting the word coconut] one hairy bowling ball please

No I'm not "going through it" I'm "always in it" and in fact "one with it"

Not many people know this but the Heimlich Maneuver was named after the famed German doctor, Hans Maneuver.

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

give me a cool rock and i am betrothed for all eternity

at work i once heard someone refer to a meeting between two ceos as a top to top and i was like ok folks you need to think this through

you're not the influencer of me

Do we get a little break after we die or we just pop out of another vagina?

falling asleep at the wheel call that a Ford Siesta

If anyone ever came up to me and said that aliens broke into their cottage and sucked their dick I would immediately believe them because who the fuck would lie about something that cool?

[Santa dislocating both shoulders to slither down your chimney]

Women are at their prime age at 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89 and 97.

Me *being born* "I've got a bad feeling about this".

Karl Marx y Federico Engels Below are doodles of the men in cartoonish parodies of their image. Both are wearing matching suits and they are locked eyes side to side stride for stride

gotta convince myself not to get the Engels & Marx shipping doodle as a tattoo

*attending your orgy

Whoever brought this artichoke dip...outstanding.

Physical media is so crazy to me because what to you mean every sound imaginable can be converted into really really tiny bumps?

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Am I beautiful? No. But do I make up for it with an amazing personality? Also no

They should invent a food I like that makes me hate myself less the more I eat it

Ummm Mr. Zuckerberg, the problem with threads isn’t its features, it’s that influencer culture is inherently bad and the content kinda sucks.