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Someone needs to tell all these companies that this year’s hunky Santa trend is an abomination

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

I always knew I didn’t like Emmanuel Clase. Couldn’t quite explain it because he was so good at times. Knowing now he may have intentionally blown the ALCS and who knows what else over the last couple years, feeling very justified in my hatred.

I hope to someday love anything as much as Vince Gilligan loves Albuquerque

Myles Straw walkoff would’ve been HILARIOUS

I’ve always wondered if I’ll cry if the Guards ever win one but considering I’m a little dusty thinking about a possible Jays walkoff, it is clear I will be snotty if it ever happens

Baseball rules

I know this is not about Cleveland. Good for Toronto. But good GOD is Cleveland’s hitting development program BROKEN.

andres giminez? the infielder?

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

Shane Bieber is proof I have really grown as a person. Ten years ago, I’d have been rooting HAWRD against him just simply for existing on a team that wasn’t Cleveland. Even though he had nothing to do with it. Now? Rooting for him like he’s still in a Guards uniform

a man in a sequined suit stands in front of a purple curtain with the words little tuna can above him ALT: a man in a sequined suit stands in front of a purple curtain with the words little tuna can above him

When I see Alejandro Kirk hit a homerun in the World Series

Congrats to the Blue Jays on advancing to the World Series

The Tush Push is the lamest thing in sports

and probably a couple bullpen arms. I just want one before I die. Just one.

I had a hard time enjoying this team for most of the season but that said, the run was insane and they turned the last month into a blast. But it is so painfully obvious the offense isn’t good enough to win a championship. Ownership has to change philosophy and get two good bats

When did Manzardo forget how to hit fastballs?

I love Daniel Schneemann and have always believed in him

BRAYAN ROCCHIO DA GOD

I an so happy this team made the postseason. But if these first two games don’t convince the ownership/front office to go get at least two bats in the offseason, I’m gonna lose my mind.

Wait. DeLauter is starting today?!?

Oh, you thought the Guardians were going to lose on AL Central clinch day?

Feel like the jig is up for Schneemann. Just throw away, away, away and he won’t touch it

All jokes aside, I can talk myself into any guardians team. I STRUGGLED to find the positives with this team. And I still know the offense is rough. But dammit if I haven’t convinced myself this pitching staff can carry us. I believe. It’s our year.

Imagine doubting this Guardians team. . . .

The Cleveland Guardians—who are in the midst of one of the craziest baseball seasons I’ve ever seen—just clinched a playoff spot after their batter was hit by a pitch in the bottom of the 9th with 2 out.

Tomorrow they can clinch the AL Central. THEY WERE 11 GAMES BACK ON SEPTEMBER 5th!

I desperately want them to complete this comeback and make the playoffs but this offense remains unwatchable. Not sure my heart can handle having to watch them in the playoffs

This team, man. I doubted them big time. But my god

The Guardians were as many as 15.5 games behind in the division in early July

This is the largest deficit overcome to tie or take the lead in a division (1969-on) or league (1900-‘68)

Their 11-game Sept deficit is the largest Sept deficit overcome to tie/lead

h/t @EliasSports