—— 𝓟𝐘𝐑𝐎 ༉‧₊˚.

Roight.

So ya hate me, mate. I understand. Well it was comin' sooner or later wasn't it? Cripes.

// Spooky still scares me

Anyway. Back to writin'.

What're eyes.........

So...

What are ya gettin' at then...?

So I ain't experienced— an' you're probably the most experienced guy I met.

Eh, no big deal..! I can learn. My IQ is excellent, I'll have you know.

Then what's got ya tip-toein' 'round me like I'm some kinda tickin' time-bomb.

I'm not that much of a whimp..! Well maybe I sorta am. Was.

I can handle bein' kissed just fine..!

I'm not that much of a hot mess. Or.. well least I ain't anymore. I can handle it.

I'm a mutie, not a wildfire, I got some sense of control over myself. Mags woulda had my head otherwise.

I ain't gonna hurt ya.

⭒˚‧ ︵‿⭒ཐིཋྀ
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒

[ Inhale — ]

. . .

Ah.

The— Lack ... of?

They are massive. Just like the rest of ya...!

Well ... sorta. Your muscles anyway.

What? C'mon! I'm offerin' a once in a lifetime chance to get to touch THE St. John Allerdyce, famous novelist!

// me fr..

Oi! What gives?! Can't a guy show some appreciation here??

Not everyday I get to feel the weight of these massive honkers...

Wanna touch mine?

// NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

// PLS I HAVENT BEEN ON PYRO IN AGES

IT WAS ONLY THROUGH GOD'S WILL (Logan's jiggling breasts) THAT I RETURNED

// STOP PLS I HAVENT BEEN ON HERE

.......

[ He's going to think about that later — alone, in a candlelit room, with some smooth jazz.

But right now he'll cop a feel of Logan boob. ]

Bloody hell.. these things weigh more than Blob..

Fuckin' christ— Ya need to be euthanized..!

Don't look at me like that either.

I kissed ya fine! I ain't explodin' a damned thing! Ya want me to die some kinda holy vi—

uh..

C'mon! Just lemme cop a feel of ya, mate!

Aw, c'mon, Logy!! Lemme get to second base a little 'ere!!

Let me hold those for ya...