The Pretentious Gentleman

Seeing faces in the cars that pass by, that were made by people who specifically made them with faces in mind. #peoplethings

“All Lives” always had an asterisk.

I’m trying to take a break from social media while I work on some stuff. If anyone wants to check out my work in the meantime: linktr.ee/pretentioueg...

The “Drag You To Hell” Queen and her undead Pride Army

My two metrics for knowing I’m decent at guitar:

1. My in laws let me play at family events.

2. My dog falls asleep when I play.

Wait… could you imagine if Trump genuinely just didn’t know? Like gave him the reigns and in some sort of gluttonous stupor, the words “Elon. Money. Good.” foggily appeared among the smoke and ether of his declining mental state, and he just groggily gestures to an aid and goes, “Yeah… this guy.”

Bird Watching really creeps up on you. Spotted an Osprey a while back. Hear the video.

I went through a phase of watching this one channel of a dude who forged swords and daggers out of scrap metal.

I’ve heard he began studying up immediately afterwards because he hated how bad he failed.

There’s a full bird exhibit at our local museum and me and my two year old go there basically every Friday. I have so many birds memorized now that I think I could go toe to toe with Brennan Lee Mulligan at this point.

My latest skull drawing.

Made these awhile back. Feel free to share other places. I’m just avoiding Facebook as best as I can.

Anyone wondering if her stumbling is because she’s terrified of facing the consequences of criticizing the current administration on air?

Brontosaurus vs Apatosaurus is a long standing historical fight I wasn’t expecting to dive into.

My wife has that. She didn’t realize her level of aversion to it wasn’t normal until very recently. Was not fun when the whole house, toddler included, got food poisoning.

Hoped for enough red lights to listen to Sine On You Crazy Diamond (Pulse Version) in full before arriving at the drive thru. Mission accomplished.

I feel this so badly.

Do I trust Carney to have all my interests in mind? Mate I don’t even trust my farts. But Carney is just an untrustworthy fart. Polievre has always been a shit.

Practice, practice, practice!

This has been touted as a real vibe for many these days:

Flowers On My Bones

Ever feel like the day is just…

Dragon on?

Like you can’t see through all the…

Smaug?

Want some excitement but everything is just a huge Ere-bore?
…

If you wanna stop me from making puns, it’ll take an army.

Scratch that.

Five Armies.

The journey of my skull drawing progress!

Been working more on The Devil In My Heart, redoing the earlier drafts. It’s been a process but hopefully I’ll finish it in 2026.

A Day At The Beach

Starring my toddler’s favourite animals!

Another non-digital skeleton!

Crea-teethity

What can I do to help!?

Hey!