juice

how did my bf go from saying "i dont think shane is that attractive" to "hudson needs to join our relationship"

them not realizing that shane left because of the first names im crying

not surprised at all that dan and phil got jj and carter mixed up😭

i have heard enough get connor and hudson on the hard launch pod

fuck dan and phil can i turn bluesky into my depressed alcoholic journal

everclear said you are neurotic and depressed it doesn't mean that youre sad and i live by that

tell me why i just thought "omg do we even know shane and ilyas last names??" im so dumb

starting a dan and phil fan account right before my (surprising) heated rivalry fixation was probably the worst thing i could've done, i feel like im disappointing every one

happy mew year 😸

no one talk to me heated rivalry episode 5 im suicidal thought maxxing

i wish all of my interests only had 1 fan (me) because everyone else has WRONG opinions about them

"this is the cutest most domestic video i've ever seen" and it's just dan and phil vocally stimming at each other for 12 minutes

they are literally my rich gay aunts

i knew phil would invite dan because he is pure of heart and also misses his boyfriend

dan and phil video and heated rivalry episode 4 in the same day KILLLL MEE

seeing posts about hr and a phannie saying some shit like "omg i thought this was about dan and phil" go AWAY

dont ask me why i just dont like it

actual guys i lied i dont want dan and phil fans to get into heated rivalry

they finally organized the names alphabetically thank god

i have hard launch monday and heated rivalry thursday i am acquiring a whole gay week

where are my heated rivalry fans i have overdosed on yaoi cocaine

this hard launch was by far my favorite im not even done watching it and i already want to rewatch it

idk if im just hungover but the mukbang made me so emotional i could literally feel the love radiating out of the screen especially during the dessert part im going to weep and throw up

most devastating heart eyes howell post hard launch fr

dan and phil: people need other personality traits other than just being gay

also dan and phil: LESBIAN ROOM

only 2 away btw

tuesday: drink
wednesday: drink
thursday: drink
friday: drink
saturday: drink
sunday: drink
monday : hard launch podcast!!!!!

patreon post good enough🌞

haii

"im a top im a top" u r arching ur back and shaking ass on ur kitchen counter but okay