Autumn 🦇

good luck to my fellow australians reaching temperatures of up to 50°c today🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

miracle of life and whatever anyways i wanna talk about cookie run

"cats are on gaurd even when asleep" nuh uh this mfer is ZONKED after demanding belly rubs

Dan is so real for being fucking terrified of Phils "brain calendar" because my girlfriend did the exact same thing until I forced her hand into getting a calendar

"fungal vans" is diabolical dan give your clingy husband some grace he was in distress 😭

do it but let moots judge the people you swipe on

Imagine following me because you think im cool then BOOM 83 posts in a row of dan and phil

my pronouns are phey/phem 😔

the kindness in my heart will filter out the microplastics

you are so real for this shit I manifested my girlfriend so hard when I had a big fat crush on her for like a year @april-verse.bsky.social

I have one (1) singular patch of what I think its eczema and its on my boob 😔

phil is the most borzoi person i have ever seen in my life omg

I love millennial tree

what is his problem

he proceeded to fall in about 20 seconds after i took this

them and their phaxolotl son #phanart #phansky

i would be manic pixie dreamboyafied i fear

sometimes when im reading on my kindle in public I realise people must think its like smut or something because of how its decorated like a booktok kindle but in reality my to read list is like

the illiad
maurice
the virgin suicides
carmilla
babel

I love vintage shops bc wdym you have radioactive baby earings

Imagine being a new user of twitter in the year of our lord 2026. It'd be like setting a new year's resolution to intentionally take up smoking.

im not ftm im tdtgs

i know right like i think erasermight is the mha ship ive had most flashbanged random porn of on my feeds

i misread the aquarium ad "dive in" as "drive in" and ykw I think a drive through aquarium would be fucking awesome

I got such a cute new insert for my kindle it has been pinkafied #kindle #read

thats fair 😭 luckily in australia we have it pretty good

and also these!

I feel youuu I find this specific cake mix slaps if you want recommendations

and everyone wanted to be this image

me when I was like 10 actually

like tell me that dosent look fucking delicious