Mar - #illibrandreal

SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

Legg ned udir, for faen.

De mest effektive migrenemedisinene koster så mye at de heller gir deg antiepileptika som kanskje virker, men stort sett bare gjør deg til en zombie.

3400,-

Cersei og Joffrey klare for stortingsmiddag på Slottet.

Sagittarius: The celestial energy is indicating the moment has come to make some important decisions. Apparently the celestial energy has forgotten that you suck at that.

Capricorn: An unexpected invitation may arrive at your home. It may be written in blood. Or just really fucked up looking brown ink, who knows, we’re not psychics.

Kvar gong eg ser folk som slit masse med overnaturlege problem, sånn som i The Conjuring, så tenker eg alltid at dette hadde gutta boys frå Supernatural ordna på 40 minutt

It’s weird how the “sexyback plays every time a character appears onscreen” meme goes away and comes back in greater numbers every few years.

Weirder for me to be the guy that did it first because my video wasn’t making me laugh until I added the music whenever Duke Devlin appeared.

Madoka changed my life

Fuck yeah Yugi

Klærne ingen kan arve ­

Tenk så kult det hadde vært hvis vi bare kollektivt nekta å godta dårlig kvalitet på klær da

THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE CLOAKED STRANGER WHO’S CHASING YOU THROUGH THE CATACOMBS.

We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.

Sagittarius: Today’s planetary configuration resembles a middle finger but it’s probably nothing.

Capricorn: Use the upcoming time change to reflect on the passing of years, or to pretend you're in a really ponderous, low-budget sci-fi movie.

Hvit kamel til alle menn som skjønner at de skal krysse veien når de møter en kvinne i en mørk gate. Vi ser det. Takk!

Trodde å få venner i begynnelsen av 30-åra skulle by på mindre drama, and YET

Jeg skjønner intensjonen, men å dele bilder av hardt skadde/døde babyer og barn gjør at jeg ikke kan være her inne. Kall det gjerne å stikke hodet i sanden, kall det gjerne privilegieblindhet.
Men jeg takler det så jævlig dårlig.
Og jeg har ikke engang traumer som trigges.

Vil dere høre en vits?

Verdensdagen for psykisk helse.

Ah, dei to typane folk, vanedyr og...

*sjekkar notat*

...æsedyr?

Samtidens viktigste tweet

De der kommer til å stryke praksisperioden så hardt

Veien er kort fra å være «tradwife» til å bli dagpengemottager Det har jeg som skilsmisseadvokat sett gjennom mange år.

Dette er det veldig viktig at alle leser, spesielt vordende tradwives.

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Føkkings Stålkvinnen hun her. Fy faen

Ingen borde få fredspriset i år. Alla får gå till sina rum istället och tänka på vad dom har gjort.

Gerard Way onstage holding the gentleman 2025

📸 jmfstopimages on instagram

Since I’m an evil DM, the reunion is gonna be soooo painful, but the endgame romance is gonna be even more compelling because of it

Prior to the campaign, the rogue with a major crush on the paladin takes on a solo mission. Then gets kidnapped by cult. Paladin finds out, so now main objective is to rescue friend.

So my favourite thing about this DnD campaign is the romance subplot between my friend’s paladin and my rogue NPC. They shouldn’t be a match, but somehow are 🥹

Israel accused of detaining Greta Thunberg in infested cell and making her hold flags Activist tells Swedish officials she has been subjected to harsh treatment, including insufficient food and water

““They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” the Turkish activist ErsinÇelik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.”+