Mommy Whorebucks

Anal??? Oh. You mean “haute cunture”

I am not sure how anyone here is supposed to add me to a private group chat about crypto so how do I get my updates on my exciting new coin investments?

@augustusporter.bsky.social look at me over here!

It didn’t used to be like this. The world was better back in the day. Like right after the turn of the century, when Ludacris declared “everyday is a hoe-liday” in every area code. What happened to us?

Anal??? Oh. You mean “haute cunture”

Feliz añal neuevo

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HoneyBirdette needs to be stopped

I’m over here loading up my cart like it’s not 2° out and I don’t need to wear clothes

I just found like 100 envelopes so looks like I’m rich now. See ya bitches!

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Noooooooo no I’m not

Is that you?

⚠️DISCLAIMER⚠️
IMPORTANT!! This account is very much not me. This is a total fake. Definitely not e.b. And if anyone asks, the real me is at church right now. Real me is accepting cash app donations to save orphans who build traps inside burning puppies.

Tis that season. Gimme some laps to sit on. I’m here to ho ho ho.