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@augustusporter.bsky.social

Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx. Tall, but not professionally tall. Normal zebra. FAA certified drone pilot.๐Ÿ––๐Ÿพ He/Him ๐Ÿ“ATL

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Some say itโ€™s hard on the knees

12.02.2026 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spanakopita!

24.01.2026 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Possibly working on it

24.01.2026 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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5 guitars mounted on the wall

5 guitars mounted on the wall

They definitely look better here than in my closet. Maybe now Iโ€™ll remember to play them

15.01.2026 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

28.12.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œAlexa, go on, take away this songโ€

23.12.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Stock price chart showing the 64% decline over the last six months for duolingo

Stock price chart showing the 64% decline over the last six months for duolingo

Duolingo announced it was going โ€œAI-firstโ€ just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.

05.12.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6335    ๐Ÿ” 1466    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 142    ๐Ÿ“Œ 439

Add milk and sugar to Rice Krispies and youโ€™ve got a delicious breakfast. Add marshmallows and butter and all of a sudden Iโ€™m โ€œsetting a bad example for the childrenโ€

06.12.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They've spent trillions of dollars and countless hours of work writing code and building carbon-spewing data centers to create a plagiarism machine that's no more accurate than the drunk at the end of the bar in 1985 confidently opining on nonsense. It's the circle of bullshit.

27.11.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Well, luck be in the air tonight

24.11.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this but you donโ€™t have to be exceptional to have any value.

23.11.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Data holding Lore's disassembled head

Data holding Lore's disassembled head

Odo from Star Trek DS9.  He was a wad of goo someone found and trained to be a cop

Odo from Star Trek DS9. He was a wad of goo someone found and trained to be a cop

Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One.  She is a borgs, so she's grey and full of cybernetic implants. After an extreme makeover, she eventually joins Starfleet

Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One. She is a borgs, so she's grey and full of cybernetic implants. After an extreme makeover, she eventually joins Starfleet

Rok from Star Trek Prodigy, holding a half-Rok, half-Tribble abomination.  It's adorable.

Rok from Star Trek Prodigy, holding a half-Rok, half-Tribble abomination. It's adorable.

This episode is where we learn that Data was a weird artifact that Starfleet found on an away mission and decided to adopt

"We found this weird thing, can we keep it?" is one my my favorite types of Star Trek character

10.11.2024 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meet the AI workers who tell their friends and family to stay away from AI When the people making AI seem trustworthy are the ones who trust it the least, it shows that incentives for speed are overtaking safety, experts say

โ€œAI workers said they distrust the models they work on because of a consistent emphasis on rapid turnaround time at the expense of quality.โ€

22.11.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1282    ๐Ÿ” 527    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 103

Sometimes you just gotta ride shotgun for a minute and let someone else drive

20.11.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can sight read really well. But nothing beats actually taking the time to figure out how youโ€™re going to perform a song.

20.11.2025 06:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, shit. Turns out is is in fact better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

20.11.2025 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A phrase for everything and everything with a phrase

17.11.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know the time blindness is strong in my family when Iโ€™m the one who has to keep everyone focused and on task.

17.11.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s so comforting to know Iโ€™m not alone. Thank you all for the love and support

16.11.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wouldnโ€™t wear anything less

16.11.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of me sitting on an airplane wearing a mask

A picture of me sitting on an airplane wearing a mask

#StillMasking

15.11.2025 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 295    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Para no molestarse

15.11.2025 10:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got good at Street Fighter 2 because there was a video store on my walk home from middle school that had a cabinet.

12.11.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Way overdressed for the weather and am now drowning in sweat. But, tbf, it was snowing two days ago.

12.11.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.11.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was in the 70โ€™s yesterday and now Iโ€™m watching snow falling from the sky

10.11.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never did win no checkered flag, but I never did come in last

05.11.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or โ€œThe best part of Tremors is when someone gets a free armโ€

27.10.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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