Reuben Binns

It’s five years since Robbie Keane’s little lad decided to bin off mascot duty… and grab the glory instead.

The celebration lasts a full 17 seconds. Sensational stuff.

05.01.2025 09:33 — 👍 6284    🔁 689    💬 116    📌 85

💯 As I tell my students, having AI write your philosophy paper is like sending a robot to the gym for you and expecting to reap the health benefits.

12.12.2024 16:08 — 👍 941    🔁 243    💬 21    📌 11

With this and the perv glasses you've got both ends of computing history covered

25.11.2024 17:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A collection of inadequate drawings of various footballers from the 1994 World Cup, doodled in pencil, pen and marker pens in the style of faux-Panini stickers

A set of two mugs covered in wonky drawings of Tottenham Hotsput footballers

A set of two mugs and a matching A3 print covered in substandard drawings of various Newcastle United footballers from throughout history

A collection of inadequate drawings of various footballers from Nottingham Forest's current squad, doodled in pencil, pen and marker pens in the style of faux-Panini stickers

Hey all, it's Xmas soon so if you'd like to help support a small, very stupid creative endeavor (such as wonkily drawing 20,000 footballers for a decade) then you could share this link to our shop so people can see our mugs and prints and whatnot. 100+ teams to choose from. Ta! x

🛒 noscoredraws.com

23.11.2024 10:20 — 👍 41    🔁 54    💬 5    📌 5

Won’t find a better goal this season. Eveliina Summanen, take a bow. 🤩

23.11.2024 13:47 — 👍 145    🔁 46    💬 10    📌 23

Ange's serious big grey face looking like a stone Odysseus out there

23.11.2024 19:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As always, we lose the games we really ought to win and win the games we have no business winning. Wouldn't have it any other way. #coys

23.11.2024 19:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dare I say it, we have looked very defensively pragmatic this last 35 minutes. 'We never stop mate', unless we're 3-0 up away at the Etihad.

23.11.2024 19:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We can go as high as 3rd with a win today, against a newly promoted team, before international break. Rational brain says hell yeah, history says we're doomed. #coys

10.11.2024 08:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A broken key

My ancient Spurs-branded front door key just snapped while I was turning it in the lock. I hope this is not an omen of our attempts to get through Ipswich Town's low block on Sunday.

08.11.2024 23:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m here,,, letz get this party started,!!

08.11.2024 21:02 — 👍 8978    🔁 1188    💬 511    📌 376

Picture of a van with cameras on top and 'live facial recognition' sign on it. Two police officers standing beside it

It's just over a year since they first deployed live facial recognition systems on the Tottenham high road for a #Spurs game (vs Chelsea). Are we feeling safer yet? #coys

08.11.2024 19:10 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

#onthisday in Spurs history…

@spurshistory.bsky.social was created! Follow for (hopefully) daily rewinds to moments in the life of Tottenham Hotspur!

#COYS

15.10.2024 23:38 — 👍 21    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 1

Oh! in that case ... the government must fall!

22.09.2024 12:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sue Gray 'enjoyed a spurs freebie' last Sunday? Surely witnessing a 1-0 loss against the scum from a stale corporate box is punishment enough already.

22.09.2024 12:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How Losing the NLD Reflects My Exact Midlife Crisis

16.09.2024 15:23 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

This app has me worrying about dandruff every time because of the stars on the opening screen

17.08.2024 09:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my latest Freudian typo is ending emails with:

"Beset,"

24.11.2023 14:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just received an ad for BP in the middle of the episode. I was listening on Spotify so probably due to my profile (I listen to a lot of oil industry content)

21.11.2023 07:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Interesting about the oil industry adverts. May I ask what platform you're using to tweak the ad categories?

I'm a researcher studying targeted advertising and specifically have a project on greenwashing so I'd be very interested to know more.

21.11.2023 07:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Rasczak from Starship Troopers. "This is for you new people."

Basic quality of life improvements.
1) Settings, thread preferences, threaded mode on.
2) Settings, home feed preferences, up to you what to change but can radically alter the timeline
3) Feeds, gives you a whole timeline based on keywords and/or posters the author chose. There's a Spurs one.
#COYS

28.10.2023 19:45 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 2

The Spurs list has grown a decent amount, with a few of the more recognisable names from Spurs twitter on there, if not particularly active.

As always a reminder that this will only work as a feed on deck.blue. If you subscribe in the main app it's a mute list. #COYS

bsky.app/profile/did:...

27.10.2023 16:09 — 👍 6    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 9

Thanks for putting this together! Please add me :)

06.11.2023 10:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I never tweeted much about Spurs but I need an outlet for all the shower thoughts I have about Ange (not like that, actually yes maybe like that)

06.11.2023 09:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0