No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽

THANKS SO MUCH to everyone who ordered one of our wonky Lionesses prints. Remaining few being posted this afternoon. Please be warned they look like this x

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A vast man with vast shorts

Currently residing in the very same defecation-eschewing potty-dodging thunderdome. Solidarity brother x

Probably quite a long way down the list of likely replies I'd have expected

Morning

It was a lot of fun but I will be asleep for the next ninety-six hours

Hosted a kids' party for (checks notes) nine people today and am now tired enough to require hospital care

Just received these here in Belgium via my aunt in Lancashire, and all I have to say is… Coffee. Ruined. 🫢
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Honestly looks so so good, can't wait to see a finished print!

Absolutely cool as heck

(also as an aside it's great when someone who I didn't know was an artist turns out to be a) an artist and b) much, much better at being an artist than me, it's really terrific and not at all demoralising or upsetting and I definitely don't mind at all)

Not Spurs-related but one of my favourite Son goals was at World Cup 2018 when Manuel Neuer, after a decade of pundits telling us "he's so good with his feet, he could practically play midfield", tried to do just that and coughed up the ball 10 yards outside the South Korea penalty area, leading to:

God damn

Hello I hate the relentless passage of time

Farewell you beautiful man x

A wonky drawing of Heung-Min Son lifting the Europa League trophy, surrounded by his elated Tottenham Hotspur team-mates

The greatest x

Hooraaaaaay

We'll take it

Come for Lucy Bronze strapping her own leg

Stay for Russo’s hang-time

Our wonky Lionesses mugs feature the whole Euros-winning gang, all drawn poorly by idiots. Two DIFFERENT mugs in the set, 12 different Lionesses on each. We’re obviously very sorry x

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Go and get this bloody album, it’s the absolute best

Ah yes but have you tried just doing it very badly

“Great” might be pushing it to be fair

It’s a good un

Yesssss

🎵 He's a Sarr man
🎵 He's magic on the ball
🎵 He plays for Tottenham Hotspur
🎵 And he comes from Senegal

A Danish journalist drops his trousers to show presumably baffled footballer Kasper Dolberg a barely recognisable tattoo of him drawn on his thigh

A close of up of a very, very tattoo of Danish footballer Kasper Dolberg

Reminded today of the time a Danish journalist got our drawing of Kasper Dolberg tattooed on his thigh and then went to interview Kasper Dolberg and dropped his trousers to show him, taking us into a world beyond our comprehension

A collection of substandard drawings of England's triumphant Women's Football Team, who eight hours ago retained their European Championship title, SINCE WHEN WE HAVE BEEN DRAWING NONE STOP FOR SOME STUPID REASON

A collection of substandard drawings of England's triumphant Women's Football Team, who eight hours ago retained their European Championship title, SINCE WHEN WE HAVE BEEN DRAWING NONE STOP FOR SOME STUPID REASON

A collection of substandard drawings of England's triumphant Women's Football Team, who eight hours ago retained their European Championship title, SINCE WHEN WE HAVE BEEN DRAWING NONE STOP FOR SOME STUPID REASON. Oh also they're on mugs.

IT'S 4AM AND WE'VE BEEN DRAWING SINCE THE FINAL WHISTLE WENT AND IT'S NOT GONE WELL HAS IT

If you feel like commemorating the Lionesses' triumph, or just gently humouring us, you can get mug sets and A3 prints of this hurriedly doodled nonsense from our shop x

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Beckyyyyyyyy ❤️

Absolutely crazily decided my house needed to become an abomination, so I’ve ordered a celebratory print.

Amy you are bananas, so THANKS