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I wrote an article about genital preference and queer solidarity :)

What a great headline

i dont know whether I make good or bad work i’m just trying to make larger and more nefarious women

And famously, Stephen King narrowly dodged that fate only to instead became a coke addict who fully doesn't remember writing one of his books

Just executing everyone accused of any crime would also cut back on the court backlog as long as we're doing completely stupid things

It's been pretty funny studying the Russian language as world politics literally change my studies in real time.

We just finished a unit on talking about taking trains. A not-insignificant portion was about the train that runs to Helsinki, which is about to become useless as recitative knowledge

Wait, so in addition to being a deeply stupid comment (Apparently the dude thinks it's some force of habit to ask dying male degree-holders about their theses sixty years ago) he's literally just wrong?

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

New Whitest Thing That Happened in 2025 contender dropped, ICE agents surprised they were refused service at a taco shop they raided

It really needs to be pointed out how every one of these embarrassing statements is made by a c-suite executive and not an artist or even art department lead

A series of Npc tokens for the Lancer ttrpg, made in the style of the Aunic Ascendency faction of the Lancer universe.

I've finally finished drawing all 30 NPCs for my Ofanim series.

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

"Say, how's that compromise bill that rolled out slowly and piecemeal working? They repeal it all in one action? Just ribbing you. Haha! Nah, but how is it?"

"Bad news, I'm afraid. They repealed it all in one action."

just learning about the united states democratic party

"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!

"and ... an abuser of semicolons!" he said, positively molesting the ellipsis

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The tragic death of Leeroy Beer is my 9/11

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

"That'll sink him!"

Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.

I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.

Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting

Of course that’s your contention. You’re 12.

Jacobin reporting: Wowwww, You Literally Can't Even Have a Nazi Tattoo Anymore, Because of Woke

Me: beds are for sleeping

Gizmo, the hell gremlin in charge of technology: relying on the normal infrastructure of bed ARE WE?! Ahahahahhaa

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

I think one day I'll have a little dragon who's my best friend and hangs out on my shoulder and protects me from the modern world's banalities, RAAAR

Say what you will about the messaging but I do think 'clear an airbase, put him in a stupid outfit, and place a septuagenarian behind the wheel of a running F-1 with a payload full of poop' is the best suggestion I've heard from either side