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@ianif.bsky.social

Orlando storyteller, who, on very rare occasion, believes he has an insight worth sharing.

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MAKE NOISE ON THIS ONE‼️

They didn’t just deport him—they sent him to CECOT in El Salvador.

Agelviz came here legally through the refugee resettlement program—fully vetted. But when he landed in Houston, CBP snatched him over a tattoo: a clock and a rose.

No charges. No record. Just a suspicion.

20.05.2025 02:48 — 👍 16653    🔁 8640    💬 557    📌 489
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😳

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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a taxi looking out the window . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a taxi looking out the window .
18.05.2025 03:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Holy sh*t!

17.05.2025 22:19 — 👍 12128    🔁 3648    💬 687    📌 331

Trump should absolutely arrest Springsteen. That would be such a popular move.

16.05.2025 17:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fun fact: The plane delivering the 59 white Afrikaners from S. Africa was paid for by American taxpayers, including black and brown people, some of whose relatives have been trafficked to offshore prisons with no due process.

14.05.2025 22:04 — 👍 1404    🔁 507    💬 32    📌 26

I feel failed not to learn of his passing sooner. A real loss to this world. Rest well, good sir.

15.05.2025 18:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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"The Killers? Well, that's got to be death metal."

14.05.2025 04:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Alright! Iron & Wine!"

14.05.2025 04:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Opinion | The Science I Would Be Doing if I Weren’t in ICE Detention

read this please

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/13/o...

13.05.2025 12:49 — 👍 3404    🔁 1217    💬 119    📌 28
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Trump company strikes Qatari golf resort deal in a sign it's not holding back from foreign business The Trump family company has struck a deal for a luxury golf resort in Qatar. It's a sign that the company has no plans to hold back from foreign dealmaking during a second Trump administration.

Could this deal which was announced two weeks ago have something to do with the plane he's getting today? Is that possible? apnews.com/article/trum...

13.05.2025 02:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whoa!

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Yesterday's date in 1918 marked the death of newpaper scion
James Gordon Bennett Jr., publisher of the New York Herald, who scandalized Manhattan society in 1877 by arriving drunk at a party for his fiance and urinating in a grand piano.
His last rasp: "It was a fireplace. Who pisses in a piano?"

12.05.2025 02:23 — 👍 769    🔁 75    💬 24    📌 3

Literally changed my life. I am not the person I am without this album.

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I would very much like to see the DOJ's analysis of this. I'm pretty sure it boils down to, "What's anyone gonna do about it?"

11.05.2025 17:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Link?

10.05.2025 12:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥

07.05.2025 06:07 — 👍 10172    🔁 2024    💬 338    📌 848

Great pull!

07.05.2025 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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✔️💖

04.05.2025 20:14 — 👍 585    🔁 170    💬 14    📌 6

This apparently happened in 2019.

04.05.2025 21:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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There is a reason why millions of workers want to join unions.

There is a reason why greedy corporations oppose unions.

Union membership means higher wages and better benefits.

Let’s grow the trade union movement.

02.05.2025 17:35 — 👍 10148    🔁 2822    💬 270    📌 117

I don't know about the sound, but just based on the appearance, I would give it a much higher score.

02.05.2025 15:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To clarify, @phiebing.bsky.social was not involved, because he would have been brave enough not to blur out 9/11.

02.05.2025 00:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@phiebing.bsky.social wants everyone to know that he was not involved in the creation of this image. Only I was.

02.05.2025 00:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I was haunted by that movie.

30.04.2025 12:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

29.04.2025 18:48 — 👍 55491    🔁 11642    💬 953    📌 579

I'm picturing the movie Climax.

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