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Richard J. Daley Branch enthusiast and general issue Chicago person. I throw yoyos, homebrew and get angry about bike lanes. He/him.

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Not an adult hovercraft but three child hovercrafts in a trenchcoat.

08.08.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably tried it in something other than the biggest hovercraft they can find.

08.08.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True, but if you have a big enough hovercraft, you can go all the way to Oak Park.

08.08.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The furthest west I have been is Chicago but I've gone all the way east to Oak Park.

08.08.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Carting homebrew kegs on bikes is totally a thing I do. Never thought to just throw it in a pannier!

07.08.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Orange cargobike with a keg of beer strapped upright into the rear left bag

Orange cargobike with a keg of beer strapped upright into the rear left bag

Bike odometer showing 24,105km

Bike odometer showing 24,105km

I've had my Tern GSD S10 for SIX years today. ๐ŸŽ‚ Celebrated by running errands. ๐Ÿ˜œ In 24,105km, I've carried many many different passengers, so many loads of groceries, & random awkward stuff like today's mostly full keg of beer.
#CarryShitOlympics #GettingStuffDone #WhoNeedsACar #CargoBikeLife

07.08.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Pick and choose the least crowded one.

07.08.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Combined sewer overflow. I will confess the history of being disgusting is the main thing tho.

07.08.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yes.

07.08.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I, too, have no accent.

07.08.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not going in that water. Hell no.

07.08.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Biting my nails waiting for RayLo to move to the suburbs to start his career as a conservative podcaster.

07.08.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Straws are good for fountain soda and if you want to get wasted on bad tasting mixed drinks.

07.08.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even better is when the pedestrian sidewalk, bike lane sidewalk and driving lanes all have different surfaces. Really reinforces who belongs where.

07.08.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This exact scenario pays out exactly the same along Chicago's lake front. One driver goes and doesn't get immediately struck by lightning and then the floodgates are open.

07.08.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's awesome but it hurts.

07.08.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The decrease was almost identical to the city-wide decrease. Police/police tech does not affect crime rates. How many times do we need to learn this lesson before we stop giving police infinite money?

07.08.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Also, every other bike lane.

07.08.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever websites you are going to, stop going to them.

07.08.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll be a little late because I gotta get dinner on for the family but start without me.

07.08.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But, like, before 10 pm.

07.08.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We'll do it like we did it in the day. Form our little bands and spend all our time going to see our friends' little bands.

07.08.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So incredibly car centric. Take too long crossing the road and there's a person who's been driving fast for miles without stopping right there ready to nail you.

06.08.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My opinion on this road: ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

06.08.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a picture of a wooden cup and ball toy, also known as a kendama

a picture of a wooden cup and ball toy, also known as a kendama

Wooden cup-and-ball toy: a review

aftermath.site/cup-and-ball...

06.08.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 227    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

๐Ÿคฉ

That's awesome. Bought some heritage apple cider from Gnome Brew last fall and the final product was excellent. Would love to start from apples but didn't have the time or space for it.

06.08.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean there's a lot of assholes in the bike lane but listening to Drake in 2025 is beyond the pale.

06.08.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see the guy weaving his Harley in and out of the cycle lane and blasting Drake, send him to me so I can give him mt official Logical Frank Lamest Guy in Chicago award.

06.08.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have a cider press?

06.08.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Flannel is a fine fabric that feels great and the checkered pattern is colorful and attractive. World class textile, in my opinion.

06.08.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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