Henderson the Purple Rain King

Total cop robot name.

A giant skeleton towers menacingly over some holiday elves

How do you feel about this approach?

A truck fails to clear a bridge underneath the CTA Green line and misses by a wide margin.

Incredible things happening on the Green Line today (this one was NOT close).

I’m the second of the two bathtubs in the laundry/mud room.

Science of cycling still largely mysterious | CBC News "It's as simple as riding a bicycle" is a common expression. But the science of staying upright on two wheels is anything except simple — and we know surprisingly little about the intricacies of how c...

This one is fascinating…still think about a recent post about bikes and science…

www.cbc.ca/news/science...

> In reality, we know precious little about how the bicycle actually works, beyond the basic mechanics of "pedal turns gear that turns wheel."

The “Michael Bicycle Brigade” stands at the ready.

10/10 alt text. No notes.

My bird feeder brings all the pigeons to the yard / and they’re like, it’s better than yours / damn right, it’s better than yours

TIL…13 kids have died from peanut allergies in the last 10 years.

…this is exactly why my local district has strict policies in place about food allergies and MUTE about traffic violence.

😢

A picture or Lord Voldemort

Is there a chance that—despite meeting him—this is who Trump thinks the leader of Ukraine is?

BRB…printing this out on flyers to post at the crosswalk next to my daughter’s school.

A child in a pink har stands in front of the CTA holiday train

Is the cure to the male loneliness epidemic riding the @chicagocta.bsky.social holiday train with your friends? Time will tell.

Okay. @profanity.accountant let’s see how uncouth I’ve been.

George from Greys Anatomy performs a surgery in an elevator.

My 11-year old pulled “Grey’s Anatomy” for our family game of Charades.

…so of course we re-enacted the elevator surgery scene 😭😭😭

Tag yourself. I’m the bicycle that just says “Austism”

The chariot wheel from the film Ben Hur with a sharpened axel designed to shatter the wheel of other chariots

Yeah I still ride on the sidewalk sometimes. What of it?

There’s an alt universe where the Pope also coined this banger on a Reddit thread.

Goalposts moved for Ja’Mal Green…

Call me Charlie Brown.

Lmaooo…Infinite scrolling on a site that’s just a guy being mad about something…

A Christmas tree on the back of a bicycle

Am I too late?!?

Is that one of the ceramic mugs at Loba? (I too have been know to ride my bike to a cafe).

The pope croons into a mic.

You, I would die for you, yeah
Darlin', if you want me to
You, I would die for you, wow!

You're just a sinner, I am told
Be your fire when you're cold

FAAAACTS! I sent the school district two videos of drivers turning through a school crosswalk with CHILDREN in it and the response I got was big “why are you bothering me?” vibes…

An image of the article of the Baltimore man who chases ICE agents on his electric scooter. The highlighted text shows his response as to why he can now keep up with them after upgrading his scooter.

“Haha bitches, I got a new scooter” is such a micro-mobility bar.

Rosemont! A place that’s somehow uniquely bad for drivers, pedestrians, and cyclists all at the same time!

Would be a lovely gender neutral name for a boy, girl, or piping plover.

Good news! Your local PD has now produced a video about bikes riding on sidewalks.

Barks cabbed (a feel good story about some dogs who accidentally got a taxi ride around town).

(No the grammar does not make sense)