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Itβs hilarious we got evidence that the President could simply say βnever mindβ and swing the market to a huge improvement.
Imagine any other President having that one simple trick to gas the economy and saying βno thanks.β
Wall Street, welcome to the resistance.
07.04.2025 14:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ππ» premature confetti drop or lost ball or door dasher on court orβ¦
06.04.2025 01:44 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Everybody is asking about what the secret plot behind the tariffs are.
There is not one. Heβs dumb. Thatβs the whole thing. Heβs dumb and doesnβt understand tariffs or trade deficits or economics generally. We elected a very dumb man to the most important position in the country and this is it now.
Iβve convinced myself it saved us from the most disappointing early exit of our lives.
23.03.2025 22:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I lived in DC for a semester in college and I never did make it to a game at Capital One Arena.
I did go to GW and GM like a true sicko though.
Hey now, we are waiting to join the combined Big East/ACC.
High Point would at least be an easy road game from Charlotte?
The fact itβs a bad idea is precisely how I know itβs probably true.
04.03.2025 21:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ok but give us the senior band members for the true sickos (and band alumni)
01.03.2025 18:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I didnβt watch a min of the Dayton game, I listened to the last 4 min on the radio, and it sounds like it went exactly how I wouldβve predicted.
Being apathetic is freeing but also sad. I miss meaningful games or even just a fun team to watch.
I bet it feels incredibly good to have the Supreme Court order that you canβt be fired. Imagine rolling into work on Monday with that in your back pocket.
22.02.2025 00:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonβt rest until the Fox score bug takes up a full 50% of the screen. We demand more!
10.02.2025 00:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No slowing down always works.
08.02.2025 02:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Weird to see Dayton run. Maybe we should try that more?
08.02.2025 01:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Every year the IU job looks worse and worse
05.02.2025 02:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol thatβs a soft call in that position. I mean Iβll take it but letβs be real.
05.02.2025 01:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I read that as βBeyoncΓ© festβ and was very confused. Canβt wait to see it!
05.02.2025 01:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Posh pushed the ball and hit a beautiful layup. Thatβs what this team needs: push the pace and finish at the rim.
05.02.2025 00:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Weβre one βBang!β away from being there
29.01.2025 02:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gotta back up the brinks truck to keep Letang around. Heβs so good.
29.01.2025 01:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This Bonnies broadcast is PAINFUL.
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09.01.2025 01:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I bailed on Dayton to watch the Cavs. A breath of fresh air.
09.01.2025 01:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Kamala can still win if Kamala has the courage.
06.01.2025 15:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think we all know the Bengals will officially be eliminated from the playoffs tomorrow in some last second heartbreaking manner. Plan accordingly.
05.01.2025 04:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Appropriate that the Bengals remain alive despite some really suspect defense down the stretch
05.01.2025 04:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At GW is always an adventure. First true road game? Was always going to be tough.
04.01.2025 17:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Merry Christmas!
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