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Skullface monologuing at snake in the back of a jeep

...and eventually, "________ & Chill" got so casualized that it wrapped back around to its original meaning. The euphemism destroyed itself in a chain of memetic linguisthetics. Like how "OG" just means "original" now. Do you see what I'm getting at here?

My name is Bovril Enema

hissing and gronking on it

just inhaled a bug
caught on my uvula
coughing shot it
between my lower lip
and front teeth
three spits required
to dislodge the beast

counter-strike remains a non-blocking forever game imho

Retreating to the Man Cave. It's 54F. We crouch in the moist darkness.

watching My Dinner With Andre (1981)

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This came to me in a vision last night

Pod Save America: Do you think it's time to recognize a Palestinian state?

Pete Buttigieg: I think that that's a profound question that arouses a lot of the biggest problems that have happened with Israel's survival, Israel's right to survival, in the diplomatic scene.

The Earth reclaiming Kermit the Frog.

Why? are there so many. songs about eTeRNal rEsssssSssSsssSSSSSt…

The US seems dead set on shooting the world through the skull just to hit its own dick, it’s quite incredible to witness

a picture of a bread and cookie case at a panaderia

Bob Sponge

Doodle of a humanoid cat wearing a hoodie and smoking

furry sneaking a smoke in a public restroom

Qrik wishing this-this was raccoon-thing meter instead...

Qrik rooting for raccon-things!

Just learned about techracer and man their shit looks so cool

can i say something without everyone getting mad

a screenshot of a local news program featuring a white woman in front of a "trash can wind meter" the meter has five, color-coded items: (green) lid flipped open (yellow) tipped over (orange) in the neighbor's yard (red) down the street (purple) i've lost my trash can

"how many mai tais have i had at the function"

The monkey’s paw curls.

They’ve announced a new Sailor Moon video game.

The title is literally Sailor Moon: Dark Kingdom Again

drawings of a wonderful cartoon dog woman with curly long ears and tail.

for the amazing @flausch.bsky.social !!!!!!!

Yep, I've been seeing this in apartment rental listings -- no fake listings, but using AI to "clean up" a place or add furniture. Sometimes they disclose, usually they don't.

(Always go look in person.)

Can I be frank

I am already kinda tired of game remakes/remasters

FEBO time✨

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