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@noseatbelts.bsky.social

Western Mid-West storyteller, father, husband, soccer fan, and muppet of a man. Design and play primarily with Cairn 2e. He/him https://noseatbelts.itch.io/

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Knight Knight - Mörktober 2025 by Noseatbelts 31 Mörkborg related offerings

As promised, I've released the full versions of all of my #Mörktober 2025 offerings on Itch. I even cut them down into different categories, individual PDFs for some, and a Plain Text version for ease of use. noseatbelts.itch.io/morktober-2025 Thanks again @exeunt.press for everything.

03.11.2025 21:21 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1
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Day 31: Pumpkin. Overall, very pleased with my output for #mörktober. Going to clean them up, fix some mistakes I found along the way, and tie up a few loose ends. The full compendium will be released on my itch soon.

31.10.2025 14:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GM Tip:
Narrate failures through the competence of the PCs against a hazardous world.

They're a skilled thief, but the trap is rusted.
They have a glib tongue, but the guard is already being coerced.
They're strong, but even a giant couldn't lift this portcullis.

27.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 306    🔁 60    💬 14    📌 10
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Day 30: Star. For the first time this month, I was working down to the wire on this one. I still don't know if I consider it *finished* per se, but I finally have an idea I'm happy with. #mörktober

30.10.2025 16:14 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
A black and white edit of a painting with a knight in full arms and armor, astride a horse, standing before a very dark cave. Yellow text says: "And there it was. A mere hole, nay, for no hole has ever been so vast. A chasm, perhaps, and yet it seems ill-suited to the thing I found. A tremendous nothingness. So voluminous I saw not the end of it. No light, no noise, no breath could surpass it. Dark it was, an Ink-black moonlit shadow. Empty and yet, it beckoned me closer. Its voice in my head I drew my sword, my horse reared, screaming in terror, and threw me to the ground. It fled. As I should have done. Alone now, I stared into the void and -on my solemn oath- it gazed back. I felt it. It could see me. It knew me. I know not how long I stared but when I awoke, it was morning. A night had passed, perhaps more. I walked from that place and even could I find it again, I would not. I feel its presence still. And, I fear, it me. "

A black and white edit of a painting with a knight in full arms and armor, astride a horse, standing before a very dark cave. Yellow text says: "And there it was. A mere hole, nay, for no hole has ever been so vast. A chasm, perhaps, and yet it seems ill-suited to the thing I found. A tremendous nothingness. So voluminous I saw not the end of it. No light, no noise, no breath could surpass it. Dark it was, an Ink-black moonlit shadow. Empty and yet, it beckoned me closer. Its voice in my head I drew my sword, my horse reared, screaming in terror, and threw me to the ground. It fled. As I should have done. Alone now, I stared into the void and -on my solemn oath- it gazed back. I felt it. It could see me. It knew me. I know not how long I stared but when I awoke, it was morning. A night had passed, perhaps more. I walked from that place and even could I find it again, I would not. I feel its presence still. And, I fear, it me. "

Day 29: Hole. A little Lovecraftian Existential dread? Don't mind if I do. #mörktober

29.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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Tiny Tome 3 We're back with 50 single-page RPGs from 50 different creators.

My Cassette/One-Page RPG "Vampires at the Goth Show" is featured in this compendium, and the kickstarter is LIVE! Back now! Get 50 RPGs for a crazy low price. Support Indie TTRPG Creatives! www.kickstarter.com/projects/lon...

28.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 2    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Day 28: Bloat. Surprised it took me this long to fit in a fart joke during this project. #mörktober

28.10.2025 20:02 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
in blackletter print: eishaufen, Ice Company. stormtrooping thugs who act with impunity, hired by an pretend king. the populace fears them as much for their ferocity as they do their ineptness & smell. they wear masks to hide their identities that only make them look like pigs, farming the humorous nick-name “scweinentrupen” or simply “pigs.”

accompanying an illustration of a pig person wearing armor and holding an flintlock gun. Fuck ice.

in blackletter print: eishaufen, Ice Company. stormtrooping thugs who act with impunity, hired by an pretend king. the populace fears them as much for their ferocity as they do their ineptness & smell. they wear masks to hide their identities that only make them look like pigs, farming the humorous nick-name “scweinentrupen” or simply “pigs.” accompanying an illustration of a pig person wearing armor and holding an flintlock gun. Fuck ice.

Day 27: Ice. Pig faced goons in armor. Not sure how I got there from Ice, but :shrug: #mörktober #morktober #fuckice

27.10.2025 16:48 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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Day 26: Torch. It’s armor! And it’s
on fire! That’s it. #mörktober

26.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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Day 25: Hermit. Climb the tower if you dare, and see the guy with greasy hair! An all knowing, all powerful Hermit who will answer one question if you earn it. #mörktober

25.10.2025 13:55 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

The names! 🧑‍🍳😚👌🏻

25.10.2025 13:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Day 24: Stump. Not entirely sure where the idea to make a tongue twister came from (perhaps reading Dr Seuss to my kids) but this was fun to write. A little puzzle for your party to kill some time. I wonder what happens if you ask the stump how to get off of it? #mörktober

24.10.2025 15:33 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Once again flowers+mörk borg = ??? Great prompts this year.

24.10.2025 15:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
while traveling, you come across a meadow of gray plants with pale yellow flowers. despite their drab appearance, the meadow is quite beautiful. familiarity with plants will recognize them as asphodels. make a presence check DR 12. success reminds you they are associated with death. as it begins to snow, despite the season, make a presence check DR14. a success makes you realize this is odd. continuing on through the meadow, you hear no sound. no chirping of insects nor song of birds. even the wind is still. make a presence check, DR 10. on a success you realize you have died and are now in purgatory. failure at any stage does not change this fact, but you can proceed knowing you died.

while traveling, you come across a meadow of gray plants with pale yellow flowers. despite their drab appearance, the meadow is quite beautiful. familiarity with plants will recognize them as asphodels. make a presence check DR 12. success reminds you they are associated with death. as it begins to snow, despite the season, make a presence check DR14. a success makes you realize this is odd. continuing on through the meadow, you hear no sound. no chirping of insects nor song of birds. even the wind is still. make a presence check, DR 10. on a success you realize you have died and are now in purgatory. failure at any stage does not change this fact, but you can proceed knowing you died.

Day 23: Flower. A meadow of asphodels as a campaign/session starter, mood enhancer. #mörktober

23.10.2025 16:03 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
Grungy illustration of a man being crucified. it is titled "impenitent thief" in messy blackletter font, followed with a short description in a slightly cleaner serif font. "strung up alongside as a symbolic slight to a would-be martyr, you were crucified and then forgotten. you survived, somehow, but now you are different in ways that are hard to explain. "

Grungy illustration of a man being crucified. it is titled "impenitent thief" in messy blackletter font, followed with a short description in a slightly cleaner serif font. "strung up alongside as a symbolic slight to a would-be martyr, you were crucified and then forgotten. you survived, somehow, but now you are different in ways that are hard to explain. "

Day 22: Thief. Often, when I prep for a prompt like this, I will just look up the word and then start following a rabbit hole of wiki articles or related words, anything that catches my eye until inspiration strikes. I'm not sure how I got there, I rarely do, but I really like this class. #mörktober

22.10.2025 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Day 21: Beak. I found this image of a hawk with a broken beak while looking for inspiration for this prompt and couldn’t not use it. Just look at it. So mad. #mörktober

21.10.2025 15:40 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Day 20: Ash. I had a completely different idea for this one for a while, but I just couldn’t quite crack it. Settled on this, though I think my fondness for Cairn sort of came through. A guardian of an Ash grove isn’t 100% on brand for Mörk Borg but who’s to say? #mörktober #morktober

20.10.2025 14:08 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
Bright yellow image with lots of grungy elements of a knife line drawing, broken into five pieces. Distorted and grungy black letter text says “Tha Sord What Got Brok,” and continues in a childlike scribble “sord of cheef fluopfang king a redhand tryb. it are magik sord, made by forjer far far ago. brok far ago, no ficksin til cheef fluopfang com bak or him Son. Or him son. or him son. mitee magiks. kill lotsa mans, dorfs, elfs.” And finally in a rough serif font it explains “when reforged it is a +1 knife to anyone other than a goblin. in a green hand it is a +3 Longsword and a strong symbol of leadership that will reunite the tribes. “

Bright yellow image with lots of grungy elements of a knife line drawing, broken into five pieces. Distorted and grungy black letter text says “Tha Sord What Got Brok,” and continues in a childlike scribble “sord of cheef fluopfang king a redhand tryb. it are magik sord, made by forjer far far ago. brok far ago, no ficksin til cheef fluopfang com bak or him Son. Or him son. or him son. mitee magiks. kill lotsa mans, dorfs, elfs.” And finally in a rough serif font it explains “when reforged it is a +1 knife to anyone other than a goblin. in a green hand it is a +3 Longsword and a strong symbol of leadership that will reunite the tribes. “

Day 19: Broken. When I saw this prompt, I immediately thought of one thing and one thing only, The Shards of Narsil, as I often do. To put that Mörk Borg grime on it, and fit in with what I rolled on the creator’s kit, it’s a legendary goblin “sword”. #mörktober #morktober

19.10.2025 13:48 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Seabed Sword is 🔥

19.10.2025 13:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Vampires at the Goth Show by Noseatbelts There's a Goth Show. And Vampires show up.

Vampires at the Goth Show
@noseatbelts.bsky.social / noseatbelts.itch.io/vampires-at-...
Play as a goth band fending off vampires

19.10.2025 09:37 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Coming soon: Tiny Tome 3 We're back with 50 single-page RPGs from 50 different creators.

Mega-thread of all the creators in Tiny Tome 3!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lon...

19.10.2025 09:15 — 👍 34    🔁 25    💬 1    📌 9

Art by @chaoclypse.bsky.social

18.10.2025 14:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A Mörk Borg style graphic, stark grungy black, white, and yellow. Grotesque goblin figure with its head turned 180 degrees. Text reads: Mr Withershins. 
know ye round the church go right
else to receive a wicked fright
a visit from withershins ye’ll get
a trickier fella 
ye’ve never met
head turned ‘round to see ye plain
good luck ye’ll 
never have again
nothing so grand 
to he than this
a withered path
and soul amiss
remember child and watch ye feet
or mr withershins 
ye’ll meet

hp ???    moraLe ???
armor ???    attack ???

lurking around church yards, mr withershins is a trickster with countless stories told of his mischief making. his favor-ite is tricking people into circling a holy place to the left, an ill omen recognized by many. dr 12 presense check to avoid his tricks. if you fail this test and follow in his games, misfortune is sure to follow you.

A Mörk Borg style graphic, stark grungy black, white, and yellow. Grotesque goblin figure with its head turned 180 degrees. Text reads: Mr Withershins. know ye round the church go right else to receive a wicked fright a visit from withershins ye’ll get a trickier fella ye’ve never met head turned ‘round to see ye plain good luck ye’ll never have again nothing so grand to he than this a withered path and soul amiss remember child and watch ye feet or mr withershins ye’ll meet hp ??? moraLe ??? armor ??? attack ??? lurking around church yards, mr withershins is a trickster with countless stories told of his mischief making. his favor-ite is tricking people into circling a holy place to the left, an ill omen recognized by many. dr 12 presense check to avoid his tricks. if you fail this test and follow in his games, misfortune is sure to follow you.

Day 18: Wither. Had a lot of fun with this one once I remembered that either doesn’t just mean dried or shriveled. #mörktober #morkborg

18.10.2025 14:06 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0
Dark image, robed man seated with a skull for a face. In bold Blackletter font the word "vörðr" followed by the following text: this spirit follows a person their whole life, protecting them from DEATH.
but when the time comes, when DEATH has become too strong to ward off, the vörðr offers what it considers mercy; a fight. winner decides the fate of the person. if the person loses, they go with DEATH. in the unlikelly case of the person winning, they would be immortal. but the vörðr never loses.

Dark image, robed man seated with a skull for a face. In bold Blackletter font the word "vörðr" followed by the following text: this spirit follows a person their whole life, protecting them from DEATH. but when the time comes, when DEATH has become too strong to ward off, the vörðr offers what it considers mercy; a fight. winner decides the fate of the person. if the person loses, they go with DEATH. in the unlikelly case of the person winning, they would be immortal. but the vörðr never loses.

Day 17: Warden. Struggled a little with this one, as the only thing I could think of involved prisons (ick) or a protector (boring), and then I stumbled upon the Vörðr. #mörktober #morktober

17.10.2025 14:29 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Now I want an infomercial.

“Does this ever happen to you?”

16.10.2025 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“I bought this knowing what it was, but never dreamt I’d have an occasion to use. Well let me tell you, because of this spike, I can barely walk, but I’m still alive. I’d almost forgotten it was in my pack. Silly when you consider my pack only holds ten items, but there is was at the very bottom…”

16.10.2025 13:32 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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Day 16: Obelisk. Possibly my most ambitious entry yet. A one shot/campaign starter with warring religious factions and the PCs in the middle. #mörktober #morktober

16.10.2025 14:24 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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MAIZE BORG: Kernel Edition by Black Market Press A rules lite TTRPG in the Mesoamerican New World of Uay. Compatible with Mork Borg. Free Text Only Edition

Very proud and excited to share with you all : MAIZE BORG

FREE Community Building Kernel Edition Available now! 🌽

blackmarketpress.itch.io/maize-borg-k...

05.04.2025 01:57 — 👍 43    🔁 19    💬 4    📌 5

Just realized I forgot to justify the lower text 😓. Will be fixed in the final version.

15.10.2025 13:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Day 15: Nails. A ̶u̶s̶e̶f̶u̶l̶?̶?̶?̶ item for all your not-going-anywhere needs. Actually came up with the design concept much earlier in the month, but didn’t have a place for it until this prompt #mörktober #morktober

15.10.2025 13:07 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1

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