Matt J

Matt laying on his terrace in the sun, tanning and wearing a navy baseball cap with the numbers 702 printed on the front.

Working from home but it’s a coffee break. ☕️

Making my way through Jonathan Creek for the first time because I’m a big brave boy, and Julia Sawalha (who should be cast in more things these days) just trod on her client’s corpse in a river… what a show!

More bars need DIY DJs in their loos. 🕺🏼💃🏼🪩🚻🚽 @officialsteps.bsky.social

Aside from fluffy cuteness

A legit question… why do animals have tails?

It’s August which means next month we get the Good Housekeeping Christmas Collection magazine. My print highlight of the year. @goodhousekeeping.bsky.social

Solo in the office, blasting the tunesssss #DJMattJ

They say never meet your heroes, but damnit I did! 🇮🇹

Me, monthly.

Drew Barrymore enjoying the raining.

Matt enjoying the rain.

Cinematic parallels. #rain #ukweather

Matt sunbathing in a starts and stripes speedo

Stars and Stripes speedo shot

July 4th but make it a week late. 🇺🇸

Holy moley, the dilfs at Disneyland. 🤩

Matt taking a selfie with a herd of cows.

New friends? More like moo friends. 🐮

McDonald’s had Julien on the sound system when I got my breakfast this morning. Her day.

All these alerts about weather warnings and thunderstorms and it’s bright and sunny where I am! I just want to be cosied up watching insane rain with red wine.

To be fair it doesn’t say they’re making good change.

Pop Superstar Tom Aspaul wearing all white, performing a banger holding a bouquet of red flowers.

Pop Superstar Tom Aspaul wearing all white, performing a banger holding a Swedish flag

@tomaspaul.bsky.social the artist you are! 🔥🕺🏼🪩

I’m still curious about the reputation as if nothing changes this will happen again. Wanna know what the discussions will be.

Tenth with the juries. I’ll take it. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 #Eurovision

WE GOT TWELVE POINTS OFF A MOUSE #Eurovision

I love when the results are more varied like this rather than all juries heading for one act. So much more exciting #Eurovision

Matt dressed as an Explorer in front of an Andorran flag.

Matt and Dora (Andorra) 🇦🇩 #Eurovision

My top 5 all qualified, am going to bed pleased. Thrilled for Denmark! #Eurovision

I thought that for Iceland but they proved me wrong

YESS GET IN DENMARKKKKKK!! Deserved #eurovision

Finland, Luxembourg and surprisingly Armenia. (Then Malta and Denmark)

FUCK ME UP #FINLAND! #Eurovision

I love the #Luxembourg song, would love to see this qualify. #Eurovision