Matt J

Charlotte Church digging in her grave in a beautiful white dress. I love this show! #TheTraitors

Got the big light on because I’m cleaning, and I hate it so much.

October 1st, might look at starting one of my New Year’s resolutions soon.

I’m waiting to take off from Stansted but we’re being held because AIR FORCE ONE and Tr*mp are leaving from Stansted and we have to wait for them to leave first and we don’t know when that is LOL!

Also, AFO from Stansted is Jokes. Surrounded by RyanAirs.

See! Point proven!

It’s so funny how (in my apps), all the people (gays) I follow visit a certain destination at the same time. It’s currently Lisbon. Last year it was Mykonos, and it’s like, when do these locations get chosen and how do people know?

I’m off to Madrid because I did NOT know.

Same peninsula I guess

Ireland to withdraw from Eurovision 2026 over Israel RTÉ has announced this lunchtime that it will not take part in the 2026 Eurovision Song contest "if the participation of Israel goes ahead."

Ireland will not take part in 2026 Eurovision Song Contest if participation of Israel goes ahead, RTÉ Director-General says

Just finished the first episode of the new season of #OnlyMurdersintheBuilding and OMG I forgot how much I love this show!

Doctor: you have 12 minutes left to live.

Me:

Matt taking a photo in a mirror, wearing a white t-shirt and jeans

Oh I leave quite an impression, 6’3 to be exact.

Catching up on the Rylan news.

The only people supporting him are those who are putting flags out.

It doesn’t matter if it’s personal opinion, there will be consequences of him using his platform to spout (mostly factually inaccurate) inflammatory words.

Stupid and dangerous.

Hello 👋🏼

Andy stop I’m on a train to Heathrow and have had too much wine!

One of the greatest pop ballads of all time has been graffitified in London’s Soho… #whatif

Matt laying on his terrace in the sun, tanning and wearing a navy baseball cap with the numbers 702 printed on the front.

Working from home but it’s a coffee break. ☕️

Making my way through Jonathan Creek for the first time because I’m a big brave boy, and Julia Sawalha (who should be cast in more things these days) just trod on her client’s corpse in a river… what a show!

More bars need DIY DJs in their loos. 🕺🏼💃🏼🪩🚻🚽 @officialsteps.bsky.social

Aside from fluffy cuteness

A legit question… why do animals have tails?

It’s August which means next month we get the Good Housekeeping Christmas Collection magazine. My print highlight of the year. @goodhousekeeping.bsky.social

Solo in the office, blasting the tunesssss #DJMattJ

They say never meet your heroes, but damnit I did! 🇮🇹

Me, monthly.

Drew Barrymore enjoying the raining.

Matt enjoying the rain.

Cinematic parallels. #rain #ukweather

Matt sunbathing in a starts and stripes speedo

Stars and Stripes speedo shot

July 4th but make it a week late. 🇺🇸

Holy moley, the dilfs at Disneyland. 🤩

Matt taking a selfie with a herd of cows.

New friends? More like moo friends. 🐮

McDonald’s had Julien on the sound system when I got my breakfast this morning. Her day.