🪷IamHER👑

Sometimes you just need to hold your hand over your chest and breathe

A little delulu is supposed to be good for you. I'm feeling bamboozled.

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You want her to settle?

Nah. You gotta set the standard.

As a December birthday, I've double tapped my whole life. Christmas decorations don't even go up until after I've eaten my cake.

Men born in the 80s have their issues but chivalry ain't one. Yes, daddy, open my car door before you form your unhealed weapons against me 🫦

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IF YOU DON’T WANNA BE HERE I WONT FORCE YOU TO LOVE ME

- Jai’Len Josey

If you're down for a little mystery and a lot of gore, "Another" is a great anime.

If you charge 'em by a full moon, you get a little night light 🙂‍↕️

😂 You're not doing yourself any favors. That's one of the greatest hits. Up there with “I just have too much passion to contain.” and “I’m loyal in my own way to both of you.”

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Always gotta ask. Haitian men will love you down but fool me once...

This for the first or second family? Who gets the "sweetie baby"?

I literally sent this to my hairdresser with YouTube tutorials asking her to figure it out.

You're literally the blueprint 💙

Seems like we need a dance battle tbh and I don't like their chances

I understand going out with a group but why is it so hard to mesh them?

Why is my group getting down and running into your group standing around on the dance floor?

Hahaha absolutely no need to apologize. I'll be sure to inform them so they can reflect on their choices.

Also I love her bad and I'm so happy to share her music with someone else. ❤️

Jai'Len Josey! She's phenomenal. Incredible vocalist and such an engaging performer. I'm so excited 😊

Omg I feel so seen! This exactly!! If I’m not busy hibernating, I’m so happy to hang around my friends doing literally anything. Idc, I love you and I wanna spend time with you. That’s all I need.

All the black women I know pour endlessly into other people. It's beautiful but so damn draining. If everyone is a cup and you're the teapot, at least give yourself time to steep.

This artist I LOVE is performing in my city and I couldn't get any of my friends to go with me. I just bought myself a ticket and said "I'll go for me"

That really changed my whole day up. I booked two more events just for me and now I'm planning personal time for my week.

🫣 I totally missed that but the sentiment is the same 😅

Lots of birthdays in my life around this time anyway. Libras everywhere.

Happy Womb Emancipation Day! 🎂🎈🎉

I'm in a wonky emotional state and I really appreciate some unexpected friends checking in on me and taking me out to do things.

Check in when you're thinking of people. It makes a huge difference.

😂

Just had to warn a mf the other day. Don’t come around here talkin sweet and tryna see/touch me if you not on that fr!!

Anyways if you think you're my person, hurry up. Come get me. I'm over it.

a man says oh my god can you just be cool Alt: Barney from How I Met Your Mother says oh my god can you just be cool, once, please, just once

And Atlanta is just......

Being a lover girl here is so lame.

Also also also sex is not that hard or weird. I'm squaring up with the next person that says body count. Who cares?

If it took you 1000 coochies to learn how to eat mine correctly, thank you for the dedication.

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Why are you in my business asking me to meet your mom and marry you to get off these streets and then say "I just don't see you romantically"

Because honestly, situationships as a concept and as an annoying af reality are also pissing me off.

Do you like me? Do I like you? Great, we're together now.

I usually hate going in circles about dating discourse but I'm in a mood.

Everyone hates it. The apps suck. There's no third places. It cost $100 just to be outside. Can we fix it?