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@thedanmueller.bsky.social

No not that Dan, the other one https://linktr.ee/thedanmueller

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gary whitta is building this bad boy today bsky.app/profile/gary...

06.08.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a mascot for the eagles is standing in front of the word go birds ALT: a mascot for the eagles is standing in front of the word go birds
09.02.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hourly we are so cooked

01.02.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weirdly enough I didn't get a Trump rec, but got Vance, Melania, Obama, and AOC. I think I'm just gonna block them all

21.01.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Marcus Mathers just casually hitting the sickest destroyer you will ever see #ThePeoplevsGCW

20.01.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giants fans don't deserve this, but Cowboys fans do

Go birds

19.01.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe we shouldn't have defended pop punk

12.01.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out to me, who will be going to bed at 9 o’clock and waking up in a different year

31.12.2024 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a monkey 's face with a crowd in the background ALT: a close up of a monkey 's face with a crowd in the background
19.12.2024 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

13.12.2024 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 27326    πŸ” 8638    πŸ’¬ 271    πŸ“Œ 148
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Sour | By Ettore β€œBig E” Ewen I’m someone who didn’t have wildest dreams. I’m someone who, for the longest time, didn’t believe I deserved them.

β€œWhat the New Day has meant to me ... where this last DECADE has taken us? It’s beyond literally my wildest dreams.

Because I’m someone who didn’t have wildest dreams.”

This is the story of Ettore β€œBig E” Ewen.

02.12.2024 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 18

IYO SKY is my president

30.11.2024 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tommy devito vs Cooper rush is the thanksgiving game America deserves this year

18.11.2024 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, Josh Allen is not my president, but he's great at football

18.11.2024 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Geno Smith is my president

18.11.2024 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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they’re all around us by Poppy on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2024 Β· Duration 3:24

Bless beπŸ™Œ
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15.11.2024 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we did it america

15.11.2024 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m playing a show today and I’m on at 9. This is NOT going according to plan

14.11.2024 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck it, whales are fish.

More soon.

13.11.2024 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5532    πŸ” 276    πŸ’¬ 457    πŸ“Œ 125

Petition for matinee concerts so I can go to bed at 9

03.06.2023 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

my favorite thing about new twitter are all of the scientology ads

19.05.2023 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fucked up that they don’t make full sized dishwashers that you can see into. Lemme see what’s going on in there!

16.05.2023 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

man is so proud he retweeted it

11.05.2023 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thanks Twitter, I thought I tweeted from Uranus

03.05.2023 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quote retweeting for my bot followers

02.05.2023 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Beautiful kitten

Beautiful kitten

How do I get verified on here I’m very important. See proof below

01.05.2023 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Empire Central by Snarky Puppy

Empire Central by Snarky Puppy

Monday Morning Music: Snarky Puppy’s β€œEmpire Central.” I saw these guys about a week or so ago and while I love most of their other records, I hadn’t given this one much of a listen. Some really great jazz/fusion tunes and easy listening while working. https://album.link/i/1624123331

01.05.2023 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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