Lauren Roberts | Weirdo Therapist

DOGE = Department of Gross Errors

Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?

Hey, we can have common experiences within the ADHD and Autistic community that makes us feel less alone, bring some joy to our existence, and allow us to cope with some silly things without pathologizing the experiences and connecting dots that don't actually exist.

Sen Cassidy: “Black lives matter only if you count them”

Two black crows laying on their backs in short green grass looking at each other with their beaks open, appearing to be laughing together

My mom said we can slowly descend into madness, collect trinkets, and scream at the government if your mom says it's ok

Some MAGAt just called me a “woke mafia cornball” brb adding my new cute nickname to my email signature💁🏻‍♀️

Hi I like your weird brain very much plz be nicer to it🫶

So glad it’s not just me😩

Scene from the IT Crowd where he’s trying to contain fires indoors and the text reads “I’ll just put this over here with the rest…of the fire”

What it feels like working on personal trauma while actively experiencing collective trauma

I forgot about this page again🫠

Meme with a baby possum hanging from a branch, with greenery in the background Text says: “don’t give up. You can scream the whole time. Just don’t give up.”

(lovingly but aggressively)

List of crisis hotlines for LGBTQ+

Please reach out if you are struggling.

Stop. Take a deep breath. Unclench your jaw. Tell a Nazi to fuck off. Self care🫶

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

Raccoon laying flat on a tree branch lazily with all 4 legs hanging down

Just a liiiiittle more. I believe in you! So does this lil raccoon:

[in the car]
husband: there’s something awful behind us
me, not turning to look: *violent hissing*
Cybertruck: *awfuls past us*

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚

Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

Screenshot from TV show It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie and Mac inside a music store Charlie says “well can I bare my soul to you for a second, man?” Mac, playing a yellow guitar says “of course, buddy”

Internet friends who have never seen each others legs:

Drop a selfie & one of your favorite games.

me: this is a really weird escape room.

therapist: I know wait what

What a biiiiiiig strettttchhhhh

I KNOW. I mean nothing is surprising anymore but legit preposterous.

Idk who to credit for this but felt the need to provide a cleansing break in your doom scroll. Carry on.

Cute cartoon of a dog stretching with the words “oh just say it, you know you want to”

Say it. SAY IT.

idk who to credit for this but I felt the need to provide a cleansing break in your doom scroll. carry on.

Village People to perform at multiple Trump inauguration events, band says Lead singer Victor Willis said he hopes the band's disco hit “Y.M.C.A.” "helps bring the country together after a tumultuous and divided campaign."

WHAT IS THIS TIMELINE

lol could be

Road sign on side of highway that says “It’s coming. It’s bad”

Yeah it’s 2025 I’m gonna need you to be way more specific

My earliest days of advocacy were fueled by the realization that the unreasonable, impossible Neuro-Normative expectations had broken me, leaving me physically and mentally ill, pondering ways to exit the game of life early.

Therapeutic rapport with ADHD:

any client: *forgets words* you know, uh…the thing? *describes thing in increasingly strange ways*

me: *immediate recognition* oh yeah absolutely the thing