Happy Woke Up in a Pool of Your Own Viscera Day, everyone!!
26.12.2024 18:58 β π 14 π 6 π¬ 0 π 1@pabstblueribbon.bsky.social
Pabst Blue Ribbon is brewed in the finest traditions of an American Premium Lager dating back to 1844. What'll You Have? Our beer hates nazis.
Happy Woke Up in a Pool of Your Own Viscera Day, everyone!!
26.12.2024 18:58 β π 14 π 6 π¬ 0 π 1Poster for the film She is Conann featuring a warrior woman with a sword held in front of her and a dog-man smoking a cigarette.
Nothing goes better with our award-winning beer than experimental French fantasy films. Grab a tall-boy and enter a hazy realm of forgotten lives, dog-men warriors, and cool ass swords.
03.08.2024 14:44 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 3 π 1Photo of a pickle in a glass of pbr. Several cans of pbr and a jar of pickles are in the background.
It's martini time.
05.10.2023 00:41 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Chris Hemsworth : why are you pouring beer in my asshole
Me : PBR said it was ok
A cold universe deserves a cold beer.
29.08.2023 05:47 β π 17 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Keep up the killer job! And it's OK if you prefer Hamm's, we're still friends.
27.08.2023 19:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Book cover for Garrett Cook's A God of Hungry Walls. An ominous house is shown with a green and yellow sky behind it.
On of our favorite things here at PBR is when folks take existing forms and make them into something new (much like our Hard Coffee) so it shouldn't be a surprise that we love Garrett Cook's wholly original and unique take on the haunted house genre in A God of Hungry Walls.
Content warnings abound.
Thank you for your service.
26.08.2023 17:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With the award-winning taste of Pabst Blue Ribbon? Always.
26.08.2023 17:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At first, weird bugs.
But if you do it again, the beer comes back in a vessel shaped like a hand with a hole in the palm that continues to re-pour the beer back into the funhole wherever you are.
Tee hee
26.08.2023 14:48 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Like, how does PBR's brand and mine intersect so perfectly? (Confession: I'm more of a pinot noir and gin guy -- not at the same time, natch -- than a beer guy, but fuck it! This kind of marketing appeals to me!
26.08.2023 14:38 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0It is glorious to behold!
26.08.2023 00:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You keep writing copy that good and they're gonna throw me in an ancient well and let you take over my position.
26.08.2023 00:12 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0up next in the "crossovers i could not have guessed in a quadrillion years" category
25.08.2023 19:23 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The beer of choice for mysterious small-town festivals that turn out to be anti-natalist cults doing virgin sacrifice.
25.08.2023 18:29 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Appreciating the sicko turn of PBR, my beverage of choice in college as I was dirt poor.
25.08.2023 18:20 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0That's right
25.08.2023 18:17 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Be it influences from Minor Threat, Youth of Today, Bane, Snapcase, Refused, Earth Crisis, Have Heart or any other rad straight edge hardcore band, we welcome you with open arms and an ice-chilled soft-drink of your choosing.
25.08.2023 17:55 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 3 π 1The Nightmare Factory
The Nightmare Factory
The Nightmare Factory
Never thought Iβd be interacting with PBR on Bluesky, but Thomas Ligotti got my attention. I wrote The Nightmare Factory graphic novel adaptations of Ligottiβs work some years back for HarperCollins, along with some of the greatest artists on the planet (who did brilliant work).
25.08.2023 17:01 β π 74 π 15 π¬ 5 π 2Get all your reading recs from @pabstblueribbon.bsky.social
They know whereof they speak, and they like the weird.
Keep it weird!
We sure do! Just like the refreshing taste of our American-stlye lager.
25.08.2023 17:16 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cover of Kathe Koja's The Cipher from its original printing through the legendary Dell Abyss. It depicts a distorted face with a hand atop it. The hand has a hole in the palm which reveals an open mouth.
Here at PBR, we love a great variety of horror, weird, and transgressive fiction. One of our favorites (and also an award-winner just like us) is Kathe Koja's The Cipher.
Crack open a tallboy and join us in the funhole...
Any dying gods out there that wanna get freaky?πππ
25.08.2023 16:12 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Our divine pleasure.
25.08.2023 15:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hahahaha! Yes!
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