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Joke of the Day for 8 November 2025
The secret to life is to handle every situation like a dog:
If you can't play with it, eat it or bury it, just pee on it and walk away.
Joke of the Day for 7 November 2025
What do you call a parrot that swallows an alarm clock?
“Polly ticks.”
Joke of the Day for 5 November 2025
What’s the Moon’s favorite bedtime story?
“Goodnight, Earth.”
Yes!
04.11.2025 11:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Joke of the Day for 4 November 2025
I caught the election bug - it turns out it’s a poll-inator.
[vote in your local election today!]
Joke of the Day for 3 November 2025
What happens when the King leaves the toilet?
A Royal Flush.
Joke of the Day for 2 November 2025
How do angels improvise?
They wing it.
Joke of the Day for 1 November 2025
What’s hairy, scary and prances in the full moon with BVDs on his head?
An underwear wolf.
Joke of the Day for 31 October 2025
What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
Wrap.
Joke of the Day for 30 October 2025
What kind of bread do zombies prefer?
Whole brain.
Joke of the Day for 29 October 2025
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”
Joke of the Day for 28 October 2025
What is a vampire’s favorite Halloween candy?
Suckers.
Joke of the Day for 27 October 2025
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
Joke of the Day for 26 October 2025
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Neck-tarine.
Joke of the Day for 25 October 2025
What is a witch’s favorite class?
Spelling.
Joke of the Day for 24 October 2025
What runs around the cow pasture but never moves?
The fence.
Joke of the Day for 23 October 2025
What did Elsie the cow pack to go to Hawaii?
Her moo-moo.
Joke of the Day for 22 October 2025
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
Joke of the Day for 21 October 2025
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Furry.
Furry who?
Furry nice to meet you, too!
Joke of the Day for 20 October 2025
Why did the sailor grab a bar of soap when his ship sank?
To wash himself ashore.
Joke of the Day for 19 October 2025
Why is being head over heels in love no big deal?
Because that is just normal standing position.
Joke of the Day for 18 October 2025
Why is the king’s chef important?
He’s the real soup-reme leader.
Joke of the Day for 17 October 2025
There once was a king who was 12 inches tall.
He was a terrible king but a great ruler.
Joke of the Day for 16 October 2025
Which vegetable was imported from China during the Baroque era?
Bach choy.
Joke of the Day for 15 October 2025
I tried to walk like an Egyptian.
Now I need to see a Cairo-practor.
Joke of the Day for 14 October 2025
What is zippy, economical and drives around Paris?
The hatchback of Notre Dame.
Joke of the Day for 13 October 2025
If money really did grow on trees, then everyone’s favorite season would be Fall.
Joke of the Day for 12 October 2025
What do the moon and the dollar have in common?
They both have four quarters.
Joke of the Day for 11 October 2025
Why should you eat more donuts?
Because it is the original hole food.
Joke of the Day for 10 October 2025
How does Luke Skywalker get around Endor?
Ewoks.
