Erik Lars Myers

The first time I took Zyrtec I lost a full weekend. Just complete zombie. I don't even remember it.

The double entendre here. 🤌

Just too busy respecting the liquid, man.

The headline of the article reads "Tennessee executes inmate by lethal injection without deactivating his implanted defibrillator" along with a picture of Tennessee governor Bill Lee laughing and smiling.

Absolutely incredible photo to go alongside this gut-wrenching headline.

If there's one thing you need when you're innocent, it's an entire official event/meeting with all your guys in order to discuss strategies for explaining how innocent you are without having to show how innocent you are.

Hah! EJ was my next guess!

Spill the beans, BGA!

My other bet would be Sharky.

I don't know this story, but I would not be greatly surprised to find out that you are in fact married to them.

The Em Dash Responds to the AI Allegations “In recent months, a curious fixation has emerged in corners of academia: the em dash. More specifically, the apparent moral panic around how it is...

"Listen here, my good bitch. Writers have been using me long before the advent of AI."

still thinking about the Montana knife maker who said you don't have to worry about tariffs if you buy american. and then three months later, he realized he imports swedish steel and german equipment. and even MiUSA equipment costs $100k more now because of tariffs

Yeah, like I say, problematic in a number of ways, mainly reducing relationships to a completely transactional nature.

Just noting that your suggestion is in there. He's SO CLOSE in a couple of places.

Not to defend the essay, because I think it's problematic in a number of ways, but this is a direct quote from it:

"There is a technique to talking to women which is far more effective. It is called: treat them like a fucking human being. "

looked up the clip just because sometimes people change his words for captions that end up innocently reshared, but upon finding it decided to share the video because hearing him say it makes it 1000% more definitely true and everyone will listen/believe more than reading it written out

The Ten Wrongest Myths / “Romantic Facts” About Beer — Beervana For centuries, people have repeated myths or “romantic facts” about beer, misinforming the public about its history and science. But which of these are the biggest whoppers? Our crack team of research...

For centuries, people have repeated myths or “romantic facts” about beer, misinforming the public about its history and science. But which of these are the biggest whoppers? Our crack team of researchers has put together the definitive list.

Appreciate the Moxie sign there. That Bigfoot knows what's up. He's gotta be from Lisbon.

"You weren't there in the days of dialup, so you may not know that, before we taught them to speak, we taught the machines to scream."

At long last, we have created the Wallet Inspector from classic sci-fi novel DON’T GIVE YOUR WALLET TO THE WALLET INSPECTOR

That is outstanding. And added bonus, true!

I assume these people absolutely loathe their families.

Look. I don't want to sound ungrateful.

Roy Cooper was a fine governor. He probably would have been great, even, if not opposed by a GOP Supermajority.

I'm sure he'd be a good Senator. I will vote for him.

But can we have candidates for office that are maybe not older than retirement age?

Lemme do you one better you gross, fantasizing predators: the average age for first marriage has never been below 20 for women in *England’s recorded history.* I’m talking 1550. Even pre-1400, though large data sources are trickier. Weird royal exceptions were not enough to affect the average age.

Everyone is celebrating him for his (obviously wonderful) songs but I am also celebrating him for releasing all his works into the public domain and insisting he retained no copyrights over any of it.

When you strip away humanity

Joke of the Day for 25 July 2025

What did Darth Vader’s dog say to Luke’s dog?

Come to the bark side.

"What perfect albums came out when you were 16?"

1992:

anyway here's the post i wrote up a little while ago as something to share with people who don't get it yet. even if they don't read it, i'm still doing what i can to take away the "i didn't know better" excuse.

I fell like people do not fully understand how much life changed for our species between 1900 and 2000. I still struggle to comprehend it. These events are 66 years apart. Photo of human's first flight 1903 / Photo of a human on the moon 1969

🧑‍🚀 #NationalMoonDay
#Apollo11 July 20, 1969

The Apollo 11 Anniversary 🏺🧪

First we flew in the air for a few yards.
And then soon we flew in space... all the way to the moon.

I always feel like media outlets are mostly just jealous of and don't really understand how and why memes spread quickly and mostly they're just softly whinging "but look at meeeeeeee" when they do shit like that.

Also: It's spreading via meme IT MUST BE NEWS

a panel from a comic by Matt Groening, depicting one of his weird rabbit dudes looking slightly disoriented against a black background. the panel is labeled, "1990s", and a speech bubble appears from off-screen that reads, "BY BEING THE SAME AS REPUBLICANS WE CAN DEFEAT THE REPUBLICANS."

I for one would like to stop being trapped in a Matt Groening panel from 1996