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I love watching and critiquing the Olympics like I didnโ€™t pull my hip flexor last week from sitting on the couch too long

09.02.2026 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is the bad bunny show crashing for anyone else. Break the internet my guy go off

09.02.2026 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m annoyed that Opalite music video debut is only on Apple Music ๐Ÿ˜€

06.02.2026 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Context they were betting via their stupid fucking app

05.02.2026 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Men are fcking losers and weโ€™re gonna see family annihilation bc of online gambling being legalized so Iโ€™ll stay on their necks in any form possible

05.02.2026 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ATP my account is misandry, pressuring Taylor to speak up, current events and Palestine and everyone not okay with that can unfollow

05.02.2026 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This girl on TikTok said the Epstein files are really just the men files bc what men do when no oneโ€™s looking and their wealth and power is unlimited, out of all the opportunities in the world, is they will choose to harm women and children over and over again. Made me remember why Iโ€™m a MISANDRIST

03.02.2026 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taylorโ€™s silence is so louddddddd

02.02.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The collective psychosis of the internet defending Justin Baldoni needs to be studied. I feel like Iโ€™m losing my mind. Why are they defending a man who has been accused of sexual harassment by multiple women. Get a GRIP

27.01.2026 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m like. Lowkey starting wedding planning

26.01.2026 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fucking love him so much

25.01.2026 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read โ€˜Heated Rivalryโ€™ during the winter storm

via hearts530

25.01.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5814    ๐Ÿ” 1260    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 541

Thank God there were people filming. This administration would have said Alex Pretti pulled a handgun, a package of fentanyl, and a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto if they could.

25.01.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25903    ๐Ÿ” 4126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 400    ๐Ÿ“Œ 110
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Chris Murphy: "This is really scary because what Bovino essentially told you is that if you just happen to be present when they are undertaking an operation, if you pull out your phone to record it, the use of force against you is justified. That is not true, it's not what the law says."

25.01.2026 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18987    ๐Ÿ” 6185    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 663    ๐Ÿ“Œ 222

Spoke before my man machine gunned the klan nvm my bad go off king

24.01.2026 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has no one seen Midnight Mass?

24.01.2026 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok. Sorry. Correct me if Iโ€™m wrong. But Sinners has 16 Oscar nominations?

24.01.2026 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Personally I look up the plot to every movie before I watch it. I have enough anxiety why would I want more. Is this not common?

23.01.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aperture lyrics are giving coming out song

23.01.2026 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s funny to me when the media points out his old people hand like yeah heโ€™s 80. The mania and obvious mental incompetence is a little bit more important imo

22.01.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black text on white background reading: If a man talks shit, then I owe him nothing.

Black text on white background reading: If a man talks shit, then I owe him nothing.

21.01.2026 06:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

The wedding planner was losing her MIND

22.01.2026 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A hotel lobby with a giant pair of Mickey Mouse ears as a doorway with black and white balloons around it

A hotel lobby with a giant pair of Mickey Mouse ears as a doorway with black and white balloons around it

So my cousin got married last weekend. Tiny hotel where we got ready, we were going to take pictures downstairs. The day of, this is what we walked into in the lobby

22.01.2026 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Justin Baldoni is following the Johnny Depp playbook and I wish people werenโ€™t falling for it AGAIN

21.01.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think itโ€™s so fcking funny that Taylor called Justin Baldoni a bitch. That is funny.

21.01.2026 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a meme of Taylor Swift wearing a white shirt with black writing that says โ€œbig dick is back in townโ€

a meme of Taylor Swift wearing a white shirt with black writing that says โ€œbig dick is back in townโ€

taylor swift inducted into the songwriters hall of fame and called justin baldoni a bitch

21.01.2026 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
This line graph illustrates the percentage change in agency staff levels from the previous year for nine major U.S. federal scientific and health organizations between the fiscal years 2016 and 2025. The agencies tracked include the CDC, Department of Energy, EPA, FDA, NASA, NIH, NIST, NOAA, and NSF. For the majority of the timeline between 2016 and 2023, the agencies show relatively stable fluctuations, generally staying within a range of +5% to -5% change per year. However, there is a dramatic and uniform plummet starting in the 2024โ€“25 period. Every agency depicted shows a sharp downward trajectory, with staffing losses ranging from approximately -15% to over -25%. The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) shows the most significant decline, dropping to roughly -26%, while the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) shows the least severe but still substantial drop at approximately -15%.

This line graph illustrates the percentage change in agency staff levels from the previous year for nine major U.S. federal scientific and health organizations between the fiscal years 2016 and 2025. The agencies tracked include the CDC, Department of Energy, EPA, FDA, NASA, NIH, NIST, NOAA, and NSF. For the majority of the timeline between 2016 and 2023, the agencies show relatively stable fluctuations, generally staying within a range of +5% to -5% change per year. However, there is a dramatic and uniform plummet starting in the 2024โ€“25 period. Every agency depicted shows a sharp downward trajectory, with staffing losses ranging from approximately -15% to over -25%. The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) shows the most significant decline, dropping to roughly -26%, while the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) shows the least severe but still substantial drop at approximately -15%.

This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again.

www.nature.com/immersive/d4...

20.01.2026 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14466    ๐Ÿ” 8341    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91    ๐Ÿ“Œ 769

I DONT CARE IF TAYLOR SWIFT CALLED JUSTIN BALDONI A BITCH IN AND SAID BLAKES SCRIPT WAS BETTER THAN HIS!! I DONT CARE!!! IT WAS IN PRIVATE

21.01.2026 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
From Senator Chris McDaniel: โ€œLately, some folks have taken to calling ICE โ€œthe Gestapo.โ€  It sounds fierce.  It feels righteous.  But it isnโ€™t true, and it isnโ€™t harmless.

The Gestapo was a secret police force.  No warrants.  No courts.  No lawyers.  And no appeals.  People vanished in the night, not because they broke the law, but because the law no longer meant anything.  The knock on the door was the sentence.

ICE isnโ€™t that.  Not even close.

ICE is a public agency enforcing laws passed by elected officials.  Its agents file reports.  They seek warrants.  They lose cases.  Judges stop them.  Lawyers challenge them.  Some detainees go home.  Thatโ€™s not tyranny.  Thatโ€™s bureaucracy, for better and worse.

You can hate immigration policy.  You can argue enforcement is too harsh, too sloppy, or too broad.  You can work to have the law changed if you wish.  Thatโ€™s a republic doing what itโ€™s supposed to do.  

But when you call ordinary law enforcement โ€œthe Gestapo,โ€ you cheapen real evil.  You turn history into a slogan and suffering into a metaphor.  And once every badge is tyranny, no tyranny is left to recognize.

In Mississippi, I was raised to believe words should earn their weight.  This one hasn't yet.  It throws around the language of dictatorship while living under a system where courts still rule, lawyers still argue, and the government still loses.

That difference matters.

Because the day enforcement becomes secret, unchecked, and answerable to no one, we wonโ€™t need to borrow names from history.  Weโ€™ll know exactly what weโ€™re dealing with.

And weโ€™ll wish weโ€™d kept our words honest.โ€

From Senator Chris McDaniel: โ€œLately, some folks have taken to calling ICE โ€œthe Gestapo.โ€ It sounds fierce. It feels righteous. But it isnโ€™t true, and it isnโ€™t harmless. The Gestapo was a secret police force. No warrants. No courts. No lawyers. And no appeals. People vanished in the night, not because they broke the law, but because the law no longer meant anything. The knock on the door was the sentence. ICE isnโ€™t that. Not even close. ICE is a public agency enforcing laws passed by elected officials. Its agents file reports. They seek warrants. They lose cases. Judges stop them. Lawyers challenge them. Some detainees go home. Thatโ€™s not tyranny. Thatโ€™s bureaucracy, for better and worse. You can hate immigration policy. You can argue enforcement is too harsh, too sloppy, or too broad. You can work to have the law changed if you wish. Thatโ€™s a republic doing what itโ€™s supposed to do. But when you call ordinary law enforcement โ€œthe Gestapo,โ€ you cheapen real evil. You turn history into a slogan and suffering into a metaphor. And once every badge is tyranny, no tyranny is left to recognize. In Mississippi, I was raised to believe words should earn their weight. This one hasn't yet. It throws around the language of dictatorship while living under a system where courts still rule, lawyers still argue, and the government still loses. That difference matters. Because the day enforcement becomes secret, unchecked, and answerable to no one, we wonโ€™t need to borrow names from history. Weโ€™ll know exactly what weโ€™re dealing with. And weโ€™ll wish weโ€™d kept our words honest.โ€

โ€œICE isnโ€™t the Gestapo. The Gestapo wasโ€ฆโ€ (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)

20.01.2026 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22853    ๐Ÿ” 6166    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1576    ๐Ÿ“Œ 752

Pew Research Institute (2023):

โ€ข Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants

โ€ข Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants

โ€ข Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.

And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."

It's *not* about immigration.

18.01.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47892    ๐Ÿ” 20567    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1518    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1077

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