joelMMD

comic. evil character is talking, saying mankind is fundamentally evil. they get interrupted by our hero who says she loves her. her party is in the background. cut to evil character's stunned reaction. now they're all friends and walking together. the evil character is happy to be a part of a positive community and that her leader has a fat ass

comic. Im never posting to this account again

comic. panel 1: character dejectedly lying in bed. panel 2: the ceiling breaks. the character sits up and says "What the". panel 3: we see through the hole in the ceiling. its ankha from animal crossing. shes saying "Your personality quirks are fine and endearing". panel 4: we see the original character through the other side of the hole in the ceiling. ankha continues talking. "And you have a fat ass". you can see the character brought to tears

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Information. The Browsers setting "Fingerprinting disabler" Preaks all my images. Sorry Blue sky. It isnt your fault you are a wonderful website i use daily for all images

Whatever

PANEL 1: A fujoshi is depicted, pushing her glasses up with a smug expression. "This has been my greatest idea yet, witnessing gay men dating firsthand... The yaoi will be palpable!" PANEL 2: The fujoshi character is in the background of a scene where two men are accompanying each other at the zoo. "Oh, I finally tried that Uma Musume game you've been talking about." "Really? What'd you think?" PANEL 3: The men have chosen to continue their conversation while sitting on a bench. The fujoshi character's expression has grown less placid. "It was pretty fun. I haven't been able to win any careers, though. My characters just lose whenever the races start getting hard." "Yeah, it can be real tough starting out. It gets easier once you get better support cards, though." "Right. Yeah, I haven't been paying much attention to that part of the game." PANEL 4: The fujoshi character and her distraught expression are the main focus, while the men continue talking offscreen. "Oh, by the way, what charaᶜᵗᵉʳ ᵈᶦᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖᶦᶜᵏ? ᵂᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵛᵒᵘᶜʰᵉʳ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ." "ᵁʰ, ᴵ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᴵ ᶜʰᵒˢᵉ... ᵀʰᵉ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳ, ᵗʰᵉ ᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ'ˢ ⁿᵃᵐᵉᵈ ᴿᵘᵈᵒˡᶠ." "ᴼʰ, ˢʰᵉ'ˢ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ!" "ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ?" "ᴼʰ, ᴵ ᶜʰᵒˢᵉ ᵀᵃᶦᵏᶦ ˢʰᵘᵗᵗˡᵉ. ᴴᵉʳ ʷʰᵒˡᵉ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᵉ'ˢ ᴬᵐᵉʳᶦᶜᵃⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵉᵃᵗˢ ᵇᵘʳᵍᵉʳˢ" PANEL 5: The fujoshi character has returned home, now at her computer. She's typing online, her post reading "Do gay guys seriously never make out or blush or wrestle for sexual favors in real life or is it just an american thing"

"Oh you do youtube stuff?" "yeah. i make cooking videos" "That's cool! what kind of cooking videos" "uh well it's complicated". looks inside cupboard. shelf full of dog food and dog bowls. "oh i see now". . ... . "Wait no. no i dont get it at all you have to explain this buddy"

comic. gabe newell does a presentation for a new vr thing and hes just doing a strangling motion and you get a feed of the game hes playing and hes strangling the deltarune character ralsei. this keeps going for a few panels. and toby fox announces deltarune for vr

ex-arm event banner. cause we already watched it but we're watching it again too

Fuck you

Crazy how a gacha game has this feature and not Bluesky the Social Media platform . God

pride month is over. theyre taking me outside and dropping a giant wooden hammer on my head

guy who loves discourse: Yea sesame street really ruined a generation's ability to be critical and handle negativity but people dont like talking about that because it had celebrities on it

people are honestly sleeping on jacking off

Yea i was fuckin right . So what

you fuckin losers getting excited for new deltarune when we all know its just gonna be an area with creatures and like someones gonna say something that sounds like Sex Thing and its gonna be all over twitter. bluesky. and like some thing will have a silly name and thats the joke for 3 weeks of life

here's my poem it's called Farewell to ZipLoc bag of leftover breadsticks

Goodbye bag of breadsticks.
We are fucking throwing you away

the art has been nice and all so far this pride month but im booorrred can we just get to the discourse already

Sorry im not an Apt Gamer who makes Biding Observations about whatever . this isnt a pivot i just didnt have any other post to make today. Ill go back to being funny when i have funny thinks to say

every single dialogue choice in cuberpunk looks like this

I'm respecting your capabilities and talent as an artist by enjoying your post but establishing my stance of moral superiority by blocking everyone who interacts with it

if you defeated me idk if i'd drop any cool loot or anything but i'd definitely open up a new area

great king gamsklor: FUCK OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED I WAS USING MY EVIL PENIS INSTEAD OF MY NORMAL ONE
high queen restenda: Oh my god
2 years later
cursed child dwam: It is your fault that i have fallen so far, father
king gamsklor: idk i think there's nuance in this cause of circumstances and stuff

NOT jacking off

People who fucking refer to people from the perspective of pets as "Human" are REALLY STARTING TO-GAH! be still, my cursed hand... your time has yet to come...

i got flattened against a wall i'm waiting for someone to peel me offPeople are honestly sleeping on jacking off

heartbreaking: the combat roles your friend group would choose given circumstances or whatever would not result in an effective team composition

the evil wizard : Now i'll mischaracterize you in a way that's significant but ultimately not worth the larger fanbase noticing or caring so they'll just accept it as characterization even though it sucks ass! muhahaha!
guy who played mgs2: oh so it's like the thing in mgs2 with information control

the Clash Of Clans Kingdoms stall operator: yea hold on

my ass at the blunt visual representations of abstract or untenable concepts convention: So what do you even sell at the Cock stall anyways. is it just like. am i only here to signal to my peers that i like this or do you have a porno to give me