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@paulmeighan.bsky.social
Little League Coach. Product Manager, S3. Doing my absolute level best over here.
Does Not Rhyme
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As a gen x dad one of my favorite things is to tell my kids that they trippin
02.08.2025 16:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok Slash. AFD aged horribly. Go back and listen to it end to end. It does not hold up.
We have nostalgia for it because of the trash pile that was hair metal in 1987. Compared to Bon Joviβs Slippery when Wet (which sold almost as many copies) it was god damn Mozart.
Proud Seattlite my whole life but Iβm from LA now.
09.06.2025 17:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ChatGPT is running the country right now.
30.05.2025 12:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In times like this, thank god for the 4th estate. Itβs been a rocky few years, but rest assured that the power of the free press will see American democracy through.
27.05.2025 14:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Picard management tip: Give orders that make sense.
27.04.2025 21:04 β π 197 π 23 π¬ 1 π 1Why don't cargo ships use the Rust programing language?
Because they only know how to operate at C-level.
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
09.04.2025 06:33 β π 89054 π 27628 π¬ 876 π 1268Appetite for Destruction does not hold up. Go back and listen to it end to end. Itβs trash.
30.03.2025 01:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@gofishsticks.bsky.social
28.03.2025 11:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aka Wenatchee
22.03.2025 23:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stealing this as my universal excuse. Like sorry for not responding to you six text messages I was busy vibe coding a b2c saas
22.03.2025 16:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0selfie of jay in shirt that says mundus sine caesaribus
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17.03.2025 01:05 β π 30753 π 2208 π¬ 880 π 293This is the chapter where Toad has a crazy psychedelic nightmare and thinks heβs lost Frog as a friend. Itβs the only chapter like that and I think about it all the time
11.03.2025 06:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also I donβt really have reading glasses but I do need them
10.03.2025 12:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is what I mean by a gen x stare btw
10.03.2025 11:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 012yo: Dad I need tech support! Disney+ keeps getting the spinny wheel
Me: Did you turn it off and back on?
12yo: BRAH. What does that have to do with anything
Me: *gen x stare over the top of my reading glasses *
"I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty."
03.03.2025 00:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our league serves kids in the South Park, White Center, South Delridge, Highland Park, and Arbor Heights neighborhoods in Seattle.
Our expenses are super straightforward: field fees, uniforms, equipment, insurance, etc.
We would absolutely love your support.
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Please support youth sports.
These volunteer-run organizations help kids develop confidence, character, and a love for physical fitness.
They also create a shared community experience around the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. These connections are more important now than ever before.
Corey has reached a new low
28.02.2025 22:14 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Oh wow Mat well played
01.03.2025 14:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Should be fine right?
26.02.2025 00:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I meant it then and I mean it now.
23.02.2025 14:26 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0never ask a distributed systems engineer what time it is
15.02.2025 23:54 β π 607 π 72 π¬ 27 π 4Tech Enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech Workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
Classic meme that I embody:
15.02.2025 20:28 β π 27 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0careless destruction is rich kid shit and we should all say it
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