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Paul Meighan

@paulmeighan.bsky.social

Little League Coach. Product Manager, S3. Doing my absolute level best over here.

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Does Not Rhyme
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Does Rhyme
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-bologna

25.08.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2174    πŸ” 532    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 84

As a gen x dad one of my favorite things is to tell my kids that they trippin

02.08.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok Slash. AFD aged horribly. Go back and listen to it end to end. It does not hold up.

We have nostalgia for it because of the trash pile that was hair metal in 1987. Compared to Bon Jovi’s Slippery when Wet (which sold almost as many copies) it was god damn Mozart.

22.07.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Proud Seattlite my whole life but I’m from LA now.

09.06.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ChatGPT is running the country right now.

30.05.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In times like this, thank god for the 4th estate. It’s been a rocky few years, but rest assured that the power of the free press will see American democracy through.

27.05.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Picard management tip: Give orders that make sense.

27.04.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Why don't cargo ships use the Rust programing language?

Because they only know how to operate at C-level.

12.04.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 640    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 2
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

09.04.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 89054    πŸ” 27628    πŸ’¬ 876    πŸ“Œ 1268

Appetite for Destruction does not hold up. Go back and listen to it end to end. It’s trash.

30.03.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@gofishsticks.bsky.social

28.03.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aka Wenatchee

22.03.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stealing this as my universal excuse. Like sorry for not responding to you six text messages I was busy vibe coding a b2c saas

22.03.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
22.03.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
selfie of jay in shirt that says mundus sine caesaribus

selfie of jay in shirt that says mundus sine caesaribus

πŸ”œ

17.03.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 30753    πŸ” 2208    πŸ’¬ 880    πŸ“Œ 293

This is the chapter where Toad has a crazy psychedelic nightmare and thinks he’s lost Frog as a friend. It’s the only chapter like that and I think about it all the time

11.03.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also I don’t really have reading glasses but I do need them

10.03.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is what I mean by a gen x stare btw

10.03.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

12yo: Dad I need tech support! Disney+ keeps getting the spinny wheel

Me: Did you turn it off and back on?

12yo: BRAH. What does that have to do with anything

Me: *gen x stare over the top of my reading glasses *

10.03.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty."

03.03.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Southwest Little League General Fund By Southwest Little League

Our league serves kids in the South Park, White Center, South Delridge, Highland Park, and Arbor Heights neighborhoods in Seattle.

Our expenses are super straightforward: field fees, uniforms, equipment, insurance, etc.

We would absolutely love your support.

givebutter.com/swll-general...

02.03.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please support youth sports.

These volunteer-run organizations help kids develop confidence, character, and a love for physical fitness.

They also create a shared community experience around the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. These connections are more important now than ever before.

02.03.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Corey has reached a new low

28.02.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow Mat well played

01.03.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Should be fine right?

26.02.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I meant it then and I mean it now.

23.02.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

never ask a distributed systems engineer what time it is

15.02.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 607    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 4
Tech Enthusiasts: My entire house is smart.

Tech Workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.

Tech Enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech Workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.

Classic meme that I embody:

15.02.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

careless destruction is rich kid shit and we should all say it

11.09.2024 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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