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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Just got horrifying news about the conditions where German is being held so I'm sharing the gofundme again. Please share widely and donate if you can gofund.me/575c7a343

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

I'm not a real LA transplant cuz I don't know anyone that has the Marty Supreme jacket

it takes a windmill 27.7 hours to generate one transgender athlete

Please don't call it that

Almost the end of Shai-Hulud Summer and I've still got 200 pages left in Chapterhouse: Dune 😔😔

YouTube video by Farm to Taber "Everyone Drank Raw Milk!" No They Didn't

When people say "We used to drink raw milk from our own cow and it was fine,"

That's... usually not the case!

In families w their own cow, the mom usually boiled it before using.

We just forgot bc that's a boring chore that mom did. And who pays attention to that?

youtu.be/vKDPast9WFk

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angle

Batman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angle

Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angle

Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

It's gonna happen again

Gavin Newsom lookin regular and cool as all get out. kinda seems like he's got those wind up chattering teeth in his mouth and he's trying to play it cool as they clatter around

i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom

[Donald Trump if he was in Heretics of Dune]: Siona Ibn Fuad al-Seyefa ATREIDES

today we’ll be airing some shit that would be on the tv in a robocop sequel

Man falls overboard during Browns giant inflatable new helmet reveal on floating platform, laughing at the Browns mascot throwing him a floatie (WKYC)

Cop on an Ebike. I've never been less intimidated in my life. Going to chase him around with my car for a bit

Boss: "Only one thing will save this company: recording the first ever gay Catholic folk marching band album."

Subordinate who knows about Sufjan Stevens's Come on Feel the Illinoise: "I'm sorry, sir. It's over."

DAILY MEMO: A Federal Police Officer Gets Kicked in the Nuts and More
@eltragon.bsky.social

I'm not gonna buy into the Wemby hype until he switches out Sanderson books for Le Guin

Frame #1304 from 60sE36 mason hornet

LCD Soundsystem is probably the only band where the quality of the song is directly proportional to the length of the song

ICE agent points gun directly at the head of innocent civilian—just for taking picture of his license plate.

He drew his gun with one hand—while fumbling to open the car door with the other.

The "agent" did not seem to be aware someone else was already recording his vehicle.

Pasadena, California.

the destruction of chattel slavery is one of the great accomplishments in our nation's history and the reason conservatives hate celebrating it is because doing so legitimizes the black counter-narrative of the united states

Suspect showed few signs of political extremism before lawmaker shootings Friends and associates say Vance Boelter, who was apprehended late Sunday and charged with murdering a state lawmaker and her husband, was mild-mannered and did not appear to be fixated on politics.

This is continued journalistic malpractice from the @startribune.com normalizing a violent white male suspect. He owned a private security company called Praetorian Guard, traveled overseas to preach against abortion and LGBTQ+ people, and attended a bible college that preaches "violent prayer."

Everyone is sharing this and unless you watch it (or are super knowledgeable about the Fox News extended universe), you’re led to believe that the drunk woman is the one in the screenshot, but it is most definitely not. This is worth your time.

I dunno. if they’re literally gunning down your politicians on the day of the fuher’s birth and having a military parade to celebrate, I think perhaps your approach should contain a little more edge than this

Britta going “I can excuse occupying American cities but I draw the line at making Newsom look presidential”

can’t wait to order pizza from the blackface AI

They got live crab at the swap meet