Jacob Denhollander

Sorry, I'm not on here very often. Good to 'see' you, I was actually wondering if you were still around!

Yeah, he sent it to me and I actually really thought it was good. It was on preaching in Anglicanism. He's not a bad writer.

Shortly afterwards he basically harrassed me for unfollowing him when I saw the things he was posting. He was very odd, this news did not shock me at all.

Christmas is all about passing traditions down to your kids & seeing them learn to treasure them as much as you do.

For instance, my 13 year old son is grabbing everyone's wrapping paper & stuffing it into a garbage bag. Heartwarming stuff.

My uncontroversial opinion is that the adults who make Youtube and social media 'entertainment' content targeting kids should be banished to a tree-cutting camp in Siberia with no working internet until they have been reformed.

Is he outsourcing border security to Canada now?

Also, the idea of Mike Cosper as Exvangelical is hilarious.

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Pressure to not screw it up is real.

Someone scored the last prime grade brisket at Costco. It's me, I'm the someone.

"We affirm... We deny..." doesn't automatically make you sound smart, fellas.

Politics should not be a hobby. For the love of all that is good, put down your phone and learn to sew or build some furniture.

Well, I'm here now to bring perfect ideological objectivity.

"His picks will never be confirmed"

Even the thought was too much, eh?

Well, you know what they say about not succeeding at first.

Hi, I'm Jacob. I married above my station. You should come visit us.

I'm so happy I could set this joke up for you.

More like the mines of Moria: we have to delve deeper.

You download articles to read & understand the writer's argument; I download articles to find sources I wasn't aware of before so I can download those & find more sources so I can construct the ultimate bibliography & tell my supervisor I'm still researching.

We are not the same.

OK but what about your brother, Russell? You're just going to leave him out of this list completely?

If you tweet at the other place, what do you do on here?

Oh, they have GIF's over here now? That's a big improvement.

Well, I guess I will try this again.

If I have to pay for that other site, I guess I'll be hanging out here instead. It's just been too inconvenient to use two sites, but that will definitely push me over the edge.

I met my wife on Xanga

Kind and gracious, but notoriously ungrateful.

Why would you invite me to a horrible place like this, though?

No GIF's on this app? That's like 90% of my reason for being on social media.