Fischake 🍥

like there’s not enough purely funny slop posts over here to make me doomscroll for hours and make the switch fully even if i like it much better for every other reason

the way i see it tbh is like the super nice modern bar that has tons of cool options vs the smaller local bar
the nice modern bar started letting in these annoying assholes that no one likes being around but they still go over there for the better drinks even if the local bar has better people

The picture represents actor Jonathan Banks, notably famous for his role in Breaking Bad, dressed as Hatsune Miku

Unfortunately I don't think I ever made a Hatsune Miku artwork as good as this one.

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

not to be too harsh but what’s the use of transgender representation in congress if they will immediately give in to fascist demands. genuinely what’s the purpose to this at all here

threads from my experience is just "what if you gave brands and attention starved adults microblogging" which is just unapologetic engagement bait and recycled meme tweets that went nuclear on ifunny in 2016

bad art is always beautiful because it means someone is learning how to be creative in this day and age. despite it all

I’m SCREAMING!!! I love art!!! I love artists!!! My timeline is all REAL ART from real amazing artists!! I’m just scrolling on the bus in the mornings like AHHH WHAT IS THIS!! ARTISTRY!!

funny part is i’ve been following quite a few furry artists and my feed has been pretty clean it’s mostly sfw stuff

certified bluesky elder 🚨⚠️ old decrepit creature 🚨⚠️

every tech ad now is like “we’ve combined the incredible power of generative ai with your average coffee mug and now your coffee cup can generate the perfect temperature and distract you so you can take four hours to drink it” and then it’s $3000 and each sip burns an entire tree in the amazon

sir.... the porn bots have hit bluesky

BREAKING: Guy Who Now Runs The Hard Drive Bluesky Realises He Can Just Post His Cat And Nobody Can Stop Him

good reply ballsinmyface.bsky.social

Oh by the way don't call the cops on people in mental crisis.