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@caniscreamyeah.bsky.social

I’ve been posting garbage on the internet since I was young and now I’m 40 and I’m still on social media, pathetic. Mostly about the media I consume - movies, wrestling, music, maybe my kids?

40 Followers  |  162 Following  |  81 Posts  |  Joined: 18.03.2025  |  1.9845

Latest posts by caniscreamyeah.bsky.social on Bluesky

You know what? I’ve thought about it and I get it.

It really makes sense.

04.10.2025 04:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty amazing that in 2021 Bo Burnham broke the internet (and my brain!) and since then, has parlayed that into nothing - other than having sex with Phoebe Bridgers.

04.10.2025 04:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just checking in at forty years old, I officially still love the cKy videos.

Twenty years later and they still work for me. I’ve definitely aged gracefully.

04.10.2025 04:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Next year is the 10 year anniversary of the sketch so it’s basically now or never???

04.10.2025 04:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking I might go as David Pumpkins this year for Halloween, now that no one is talking about him anymore.

Just get weird with it and shake things up??

04.10.2025 04:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s October, so I’m legally allowed to listen to the original version of “The Monster Mash” as much as I want.

Sadly, the lyrics were just too controversial for the 1960’s.

04.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

EXCELLENT episode of #AEWDynamite - nothing lagged and it had a really fun wild main event. Great stuff.

02.10.2025 02:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The chimps finally got her.

01.10.2025 18:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thought #AEWAllOut was exceptional.

Added benefit to watching it delayed is the fact that I don’t see hundreds of tweets about it. Missed all the discourse! Definite win.

(I’ve been up since 6am and I am very tired.)

21.09.2025 04:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My wife is super into “The Summer I Turned Pretty” and I occasionally am in the room when she’s watching it.

From my perspective, it’s just a series of Taylor Swift music videos???

18.09.2025 02:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty interesting stuff that Hanger is doing exactly what Moxley said he was attempting to do as the champion - trying to make the next generation better, to carry AEW into the future

Except, unlike Mox, he seems to actually mean it.

#AEWDynamite

18.09.2025 00:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been watching a lot of Kenny vs Spenny again lately, and the best ones are when Kenny is so relentlessly awful that Spenny has a complete existential crisis.

What a masterpiece.

16.09.2025 02:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A vital step in the death to the all good culture downward spiral that we are now trapped in for eternity.

15.09.2025 02:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This one goes for the throat - woof, pretty great.

12.09.2025 22:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At literally any given moment on actual television, you can tune into at least two of the John Wick movies, potentially all four.

07.09.2025 03:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Per Letterboxd, I am on pace to watch like 240 movies this year, which is absolutely deranged.

Someone needs to throw an intervention to save me (from myself).

07.09.2025 03:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so old that one of my new favourite pastimes is having a couple of drinks and following a bunch of new accounts on here.

It’s a fun time in the morning to get a bunch of odd and confusing posts.

07.09.2025 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
The Greatest Matches of Pro Wrestling’s Indie Mecca What’s now known as the 2300 Arena has been a hotbed of pro wrestling since the 1990s—hosting ECW, countless indies, and now AEW. Here are its 10 greatest matches.

Good article, and it absolutely nails the correct number 1.

www.theringer.com/2025/09/04/w...

05.09.2025 00:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve never seen a match that weaved together the amount of stories that the Lights Out match did. Pretty nuts that they made it all work and 10 dudes (and Marina!) came out of it looking like stars.

Also, Jon Mosley is probably the wrestler of the year so far for 2025. Totally spectacular today.

25.08.2025 03:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Managed to avoid #AewForbiddenDoor spoilers and just finished the show.

Pretty spectacular.

We don’t appreciate AEW enough, it’s just such a special place when they put on shows like this.

25.08.2025 03:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I agree to an extent, but I think the case for what Vince/WWE have done and continue to do is light years worse than the bad stuff a lot of companies do? Like the heads of HBO don’t have allegations of sex trafficking?

06.08.2025 17:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is the best summary of this that I’ve seen - you actively have to work hard to ignore how brutal this all is, just to watch Cody Rhodes or whoever else every week.

31.07.2025 22:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My guess?

In exchange for a moderate to large amount of money.

31.07.2025 20:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I might be the other person, but I’ve been relistening to the Reggie albums lately and they’re still thoroughly enjoyable in the silliest way. Good pick. 👍🏻

23.07.2025 11:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is a very well done piece of writing about wrestling!!!

15.07.2025 15:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My review of S4 of #TheBear is the exact same as my review of the new #Turnstile album:

Overall good, and parts are excellent, but there sure is a lot of parts with them just screwing around and killing time.

10.07.2025 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty sweet for our generations career prospects that no one above or below us knows how to do anything with technology???

10.07.2025 18:40 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Man, this redemption run to the title for Hangman… It’s got the juice.

#AEW is rocking again.

03.07.2025 00:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Grey Britain still kicks so much ass - haunting and brutal at the same time.

A real bummer this version of the band broke up after it, the individual parts haven’t been nearly as excellent as this album.

02.07.2025 14:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When this era of the #Leafs started, I knew one of the big guns would leave a villain, but I would not have bet on Mitch.

Legitimately shocking that the Canadian guy became the villain in a Canadian market over an American and a Swede.

01.07.2025 00:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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