I donβt want to own a gun. If I ever bought a gun, then what was all this exercise even for?
11.10.2025 04:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@patrickjv.bsky.social
voice actor! National voice of Sleep Outfitters mattress store, co-host of Animorphs 55:The Podcast, and I have a kids book YouTube channel! https://youtube.com/@dadreadstoyou_stories http://www.patrickvierzba.com
I donβt want to own a gun. If I ever bought a gun, then what was all this exercise even for?
11.10.2025 04:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Fall everyone! Hereβs me reading a cute story about a hedgehog who gets help from new friends to get his pumpkin home!
READ ALOUD BOOK - A Bold Pumpkin Plan
youtu.be/cJjFUjKTq2M
A shoe
Whatβs your Halloween costume?
Oh. Bless you.
Wouldnβt say no to a follow/subscribe! Itβs my kids book read aloud videos, now in podcast form! Can be viewed with or without video of me turning the pages!
open.spotify.com/show/1zHBTxS...
Seems worth bragging about!
09.10.2025 00:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Guys, I don't wanna brag, but we got Dan from
@audiomorphs.bsky.social as a guest on our most recent episode and it's very exciting.
Early voting is underway for Prop 50 in California.
I urge anyone in the state to vote yes.
This isnβt a race to the bottom. Itβs a means of avoiding the bottom. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/what-blue-states-should-do-when-red
I donβt know why people think Texas is a red state. These are clearly Dem boys.
07.10.2025 14:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does this count as stuffed crust?
07.10.2025 01:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You donβt have to have read the books to enjoy our podcast! We go over the plot of each one as part of the episode, so really, this could be your intro to the series!
Plus, check out the bonus episodes! There a really good time!
Hey everyone! I wrote a choose your own adventure story, and read it on my podcast to my cohosts (they made the choices). Itβs really funny and Iβm proud of it! Go listen! #chooseyourownadventure
#Animorphs55ThePodcast
open.spotify.com/episode/5LI7...
Iβve only been asked to take down one book, and I did and everyone was friendly about it. I figure there are some massive channels out there with millions of subscribers, and if they can do it, so can I. Just like cover music videos. Shrug
04.10.2025 13:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0An email to me, saying βHi Patrick, just wanted to send a huge thank you for your YouTube page Dad Reads To You! I downloaded your Paw Patrol 5 min stories and my kid listens with his book in his lap! You did an amazing job!β
Everyone! I got FAN MAIL! I feel incredible!!!
04.10.2025 13:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Troops being sent to Flavortown
01.10.2025 16:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Great news! My kids book read alouds are now a podcast! You can listen in the car and hear them, or watch the videos if you use a device with a screen! Help your kids calm down and/or fall asleep in the car!
open.spotify.com/show/1zHBTxS...
I heard it was National Daughters Day recently, so hereβs my 5 year old daughter reading βThe Pout-Pout Fishβ. Itβs very cute.
youtu.be/htgtZMi9jjw
CostCo should have temporary parking spaces near the front for people who just want to get a hot dog.
25.09.2025 01:10 β π 31 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0STOP HOLDING TEENY TINY MICROPHONES UP TO YOUR FACE. THEY'RE DESIGNED TO BE UNOBTRUSIVELY CLIPPED ON TO YOUR CLOTHING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!
22.09.2025 16:49 β π 180 π 22 π¬ 20 π 8Theyβre still full of ads, they just canβt do targeted ads. My made for kids channel has ads, but they pay me WAY less than on non Made For Kids videos
22.09.2025 17:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Iβm so Four-Two-nate to have so many YouTube subscribers! Come be one!
youtube.com/@dadreadstoy...
YESssss!!! I β₯οΈ this!!
17.09.2025 01:42 β π 25 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0Itβs a big day! New episode is out! A βMake Up Your Own Mindβ chooseable adventure story, about life at the office that goes off the rails in a bunch of absurd ways! Have a listen!
linktr.ee/Animorphs55T...
Post by eristatic: He was killed on camera. No one's family deserves to have to witness that. It's unthinkably cruel that people would then go on the internet and use their platform to say about an innocent man that "I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero." "He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated." I'm talking about George Floyd. You thought I was talking about Charlie Kirk? No, those are actual quotes BY Charlie Kirk about George Floyd. Outrageous that anyone would say that of the dead, right?
Charlie Kirk was a bad person.
14.09.2025 21:08 β π 284 π 67 π¬ 6 π 1Hey, internet. We have a trailer. And a launch date.
See you October 17!
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-4bji7...
Photo from the Weird Al concert!
Tonight was a good night!
12.09.2025 03:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So now when I fly, Iβm supposed to carry Bluetooth headphones and wired headphones just in case the plane has TVs on the seat backs?
10.09.2025 14:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This week we meet the lovely humans who bring to life the...less than lovely characters at the rival store. First up, @patrickjv.bsky.social as Trevor!
08.09.2025 18:22 β π 8 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0YouTube analytics page showing the average viewing time going to 44 minutes for a 1 minute YouTube short
Well, somebody likes my song!
05.09.2025 23:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#animorphs themed rap I wrote and performed for my podcast! Itβs a YT Short, so it wonβt take long! Give it a listen!
"Dear Cinnabon" #animorphs #podcast
youtube.com/shorts/HjlKS...
Iβm going to add βExcellent motivatorβ to my resume!
04.09.2025 15:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0