I wouldnβt say no to being part of Canada
20.02.2026 19:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@patrickjv.bsky.social
voice actor! National voice of Sleep Outfitters mattress store, co-host of Animorphs 55:The Podcast, and I have a kids book YouTube channel! https://youtube.com/@dadreadstoyou_stories http://www.patrickvierzba.com
I wouldnβt say no to being part of Canada
20.02.2026 19:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So itβs like how you canβt put a sign on the street corner, but you can pay someone to stand there and twirl a sign? Also, the chance to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show for dozens of people is pretty cool
10.02.2026 04:16 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02028 election
If Donald Trump can run for a 3rd term, so can Barack Obama.
#TheLeft
knockout punch
Burger The King?
05.02.2026 16:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hey, USAA. This isnβt a good look. Domestic terrorist job not paying you? USAA is there to help!
04.02.2026 04:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love wearing my Santa hat in late January/early February
02.02.2026 16:17 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Wake up babe, new Bluey album dropping! (parents of small children know what I mean)
02.02.2026 13:53 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Do you think theyβre telling people that protestors are paid, just to pad the numbers and say the economy is good? LOOK AT ALL THESE JOBS WEβRE CREATING
29.01.2026 22:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If corporations paid us a living wage, we wouldnβt have to take all these lucrative protesting jobs!
29.01.2026 22:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please start in San Diego. Itβs insane here
29.01.2026 04:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gotta hide the presents from the kids before Xmas. Youβre just too good at it!
27.01.2026 21:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A few months ago I bought a bunch of books for my kid (mostly ones that @patrickjv.bsky.social has read on his channel), with the intention of giving them to her for Xmas. Then we lost the books.
My wife just found them. Huzzah! Second Xmas!
A milestone! Come be 2601!
25.01.2026 15:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Since no one in government cares what the constitution says, can we also ignore the part that says Zohran canβt be President?
22.01.2026 04:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everyone look! We do YouTube shorts now!
youtube.com/shorts/dvm0l...
Every year, Shutterfly puts calendars on sale for like 50% off around the new year, and theyβre still like $40. Whoβs buying $80 calendars in September when theyβre at full price?
21.01.2026 05:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey everyone, it's a big day! We've got a new episode out, where we interview @davidmattingly.bsky.social , who famously illustrated the covers of the #animorphs books! Come check it out!
open.spotify.com/episode/227k...
I got shortlisted for an audio engineer role! I do that too, when I send in my auditions, make my YouTube videos, or edit my podcast, βAnimorphs 55: The Podcastβ!
10.01.2026 01:10 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Character idea: teenager from the 1950βs but heβs immortal, and as time goes by he grapples with when it just becomes too much trouble to explain to new people why his friends call him Moose or Flash or Slugger or whatever old timer nickname he goes by
04.01.2026 15:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Got kids at your house this holiday season? Do they like Spidey? Let me read to them for 2 hours while you do what you need to do!
youtu.be/Uf2rzX3FlTk
Look Ma! Iβm famous!
23.12.2025 15:24 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Hot diggity dog!
21.12.2025 04:41 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My cat riding the Daniel Tiger trolley
20.12.2025 21:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You play the big shiny crab that sings again, right?
18.12.2025 15:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Played the absolute butt out of both of these! Looking forward to your next game!
15.12.2025 16:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get out of here, impostor syndrome! Get in here, anyone who wants to listen!
04.12.2025 17:01 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0πΆ Heβll say βAre you married?β
Iβll say βNo, dad! Stop asking! Youβll get grandchildren when you get them!βπΆ