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Usidore, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Manipulator of

@usidore.bsky.social

Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr’akkas. Known to the elves as Fi’ang Yalok. Known to the dwarves as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And in the NE as Gaismunẽnas Meistar. And other secret names. + Hello from the Magic Tavern.

1,138 Followers  |  33 Following  |  13 Posts  |  Joined: 04.02.2025  |  1.582

Latest posts by usidore.bsky.social on Bluesky

OF COURSE!

10.06.2025 20:42 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The boys climb to the top of a mountain to ask Radisson Cawthorn (@aimeemann.bsky.social), the magical crow, life's most important questions. Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

02.06.2025 15:00 — 👍 86    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1

Fuck this guy.

02.06.2025 00:35 — 👍 60    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

I remember this. ‘Twas when I split in twain to ride two bears. But then one of me forgot his staff. Idiot.

21.04.2025 01:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank thy cat for joining mine quest to DEFEAT EVIL!

29.03.2025 20:38 — 👍 40    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oooooh. I like how inscrutable this is!

13.03.2025 14:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You too?!

22.02.2025 15:59 — 👍 32    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Teach me Earth spells. Starting … NOW!

22.02.2025 03:02 — 👍 46    🔁 2    💬 18    📌 0

Invite it in. Tell it a false name and then offer it a single purple potato. If you don’t burst into flames, you’ll know it’s a real starling and not a demon who wishes to steal your eyes. If you do burst into flames, demon still can’t get your eyes. WIN-WIN!

13.02.2025 22:36 — 👍 49    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
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Is @usidore.bsky.social Mr. Blue Sky? He does love their branding. Listen to the rest of the episode here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

13.02.2025 16:00 — 👍 37    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I love birds!

10.02.2025 20:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@usidore.bsky.social Hello, is this the real Usidore? What's your favorite color? Only the real Usidore would know that.

10.02.2025 10:43 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

AND HOW DARE THEE QUESTION THE AUTHENTICITY OF, I, USIDORE THE BLUE? Thank you for listening.

10.02.2025 15:27 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

No.

10.02.2025 15:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

In truth, I have many favorite colors: azure, navy, cerulean, cobalt, sapphire, turquoise, teal, beryl, midnight, peacock, indigo, sky, aquamarine, spruce, arctic, baby, cornflower, and other shades and hues that shall ne’er pass o’er mine lips.

10.02.2025 15:09 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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May the birds fly free for e'ermore in this BLUESKY!

04.02.2025 03:32 — 👍 134    🔁 7    💬 8    📌 1

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