chas

The only 100% non-negotiable thing to be served at Thanksgiving in my family is booze

13/14 on NY Mag smarter than an 8th grader from 1899 quiz

i got tripped up on “turgid”

also the website my mandated curriculum is on, so it’s gonna be a fun day in the classroom

one of the premier K-12 gradebook/CMS platforms, Jupiter Ed

no seriously london completely fucked this thing up

and this whole fucking thing was about solidarity with boston? assholes

ok i’m not even through the first episode and london totally fucked up by not eating a little bit of shit and letting things simmer down a bit. the world would be so, so, so much better off if the 13 colonies ended up like canada or australia

this ken burns american revolution doesn’t have like an amerikkka perspective but it is like “american elites were crooks and when the british tried to undercut their tea smuggling we’re gonna freak the fuck out”

jim cramer has had too much work done. his eyebrows are in a permanent state of raised

stuffed cabbage

i made stuffed cabbage

i have been cooking since 6 am

THAT’S MY BLOCK!!!!

i didn’t have enough butter to make the soft white sandwich bread i bake to use for stuffing for thanksgiving, but i did have a bunch of chicken fat left over from making stock for thanksgiving. so I made up the rest with chicken fat.

why has that pretty blonde lady from chicago been running for congress for a year. the election isn’t for another year

soup: it’s good!

What if Democrats’ Big Shutdown Loss Turns Out to Be a Win?

What If Your Aunt Had Wheels?

daniel tiger is haitian. i will not explain

The perpetually waving flag inside the new jp morgan building

the flag inside the J.p. morgan building is hilarious

The yardstick: Mr. Mamdani should aspire to raise average bus speeds to 10 miles per hour — a failed pledge of Mr. de Blasio’s — and average subway speeds closer to 20 miles per hour than the current 17.

the new york times once again showing how it knows nothing

cuomo’s concession speech just sounds like a stump

alhamdulillah

it’s winner takes all, percentages do not matter

i think this is actually hard to parse out: did he vote for mamdani but doesn’t want to anger the conservative long islanders who live in his head, or did he vote cuomo and doesn’t want to anger the democratic primary electorate? i’m not being glib i think he weighs these factors roughly equal

there is absolutely no doubt on earth that mamdani is going to get the greatest number of votes in a nyc mayoral election in 56 years (lindsey II). time will tell if it’s even higher than lindsey I, 1.15 million

the next mayor of new york is going to be like six months younger than me. i had only just gotten used to most pro athletes being younger than me

susan baseball that’s

someone is going to win this baseball game

ok it’s baseball

that’s susan baseball