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other white parents are the most annoying part of the playground. they’re all so nervous! how is your kid ever going to learn not to fall if you never let them fall even a little?

more of an afternoon activity

caffe panna for an affogato?

congress should just start putting that the law is not subject to judicial review in the law

there’s a perfect 3 bedroom apartment in my neighborhood, does anyone have 2.6 million dollars they could just give me?

you could skip the bacon and put mayo on the roll instead

just made the best breakfast sandwich i’ve ever had: two jalapeños diced, one medium potato diced, sautéed in butter with salt, pepper, and smoked paprika. add to two beaten eggs, scramble in pan’s residual heat and serve on a lightly toasted roll with bacon

N: Dublin
E: Budapest
S: Aruba
W: West Yellowstone, Montana

this japanese restaurant by me does a wing with like miso and peanuts on it so it got me thinking

crusted with pine nuts?

it’s the worst. mine screams and cries until we go get her in her room and then immediately starts grinning ear to ear

I used to spend more time out there but I gotta be back in time to complete my domestic labor before daycare pickup!

I’m coming from queens so I don’t switch over to bedford until eastern parkway

weaving through peak yeshiva school bus time on wythe is not the most fun part although you see some insane school bus driving

riding to rockaway beach via bedford ave - emmons - jamaica bay greenway to the cross bay, eating an arepa, and then getting on the next ferry back is one of the best ways to spend a morning

all brown sugar is just white sugar with molasses added. both are shelf stable but brown sugar requires babying so it doesn’t dry out. why not just write recipes for sugar and molasses?

going for the triple (ketchup, mustard, and relish) on a costco hotdog is really the only way to go

the main thing it would encourage is getting people to register their cars at their home address instead of at their cousin’s in virginia

also switzerland doesn’t have a president. well, it does but not in the way the US does

as a rookie baritone in one of the first parades two of the vets in the line marched up behind me, put their bells on my shoulders, and played cha cha flamenco at approximately fffffffff as a matter of initiation

they just need to observe the movements for a few more months to make sure they get them perfect when they decide to debut them

as a teenage marching band/drum corps nerd (the hawthorne caballeros of hawthorne NJ) i went to see earth wind and fire and chicago at the garden. while EWF had very few original members they absolutely kicked ass, whereas chicago was mostly originals and sucked ass

2025 - 2013 = 12

2025 - 2013 = 12

2025 - 2013 = 12

the light is so weird in new york today. i know why but it’s weird

ok there’s a nanny in my neighborhood who is a dead ringer for dasha n.

the song of the summer for 12 years running has been daft punk’s 2013 song “get lucky”

it’s interesting how in as monastic, as punishing a sport as pro cycling can be pretty much all the top guys - vingegaard, evenepol, pogačar - are all Wife Guys

it’s fixing me