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A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas Hosted by @amy-percent.bsky.social ( @amyuncut.bsky.social ) and @bethposting.bsky.social Site: https://sites.libsyn.com/599945

79 Followers  |  7 Following  |  63 Posts  |  Joined: 16.12.2025  |  1.4094

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Screenshot of libsyn showing 500 podcast downloads

Screenshot of libsyn showing 500 podcast downloads

500 DOWNLOADS! YAY!

10.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

No podcast this week, so it's a good time to catch up on our past episodes

08.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah!

06.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

5 star review
"I can hear the folds of Amy's delicious armpits reverberate as she speaks, great podcast, very funny"

06.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Girlstink Balatro mod that adds Gross Michelle

31.01.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shitpost Mortem: Flavored Money / Heckin-chonkeres / Trash Can Black Hole This episode has a third host! It's Ash! We discuss stupid ideas such as: Nixie tube faces Flavored money Font that looks like it would be something upside-down (but it's not) Marketing sleep paralysi...

NEW EPISODE!!

featuring @oliviahall.bsky.social !

sites.libsyn.com/599945/flavo...

31.01.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

new trans woman stereotypes for 2026!

- trans women LOVE tinned seafood
- trans women HATE the Department of Homeland Security
- trans women LOVE watching highly technical lectures from beautiful women at 2x speed

26.01.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Fun ideas for your next coding project! 😊

- write a regex parser for html
- write a regex parser for markdown
- write a tool to convert timestamps between timezones

You surely will not regret being in edge case hell! Try it today

27.01.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

website that requires your password to be a valid email

27.01.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot showing 406 total downloads

Screenshot showing 406 total downloads

Yay we hit 400 downloads!

25.01.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shitpost Mortem: Cum Prediction Market / Garbaceous / Kinky Puppygirls Come Over for Gay Sex We discuss stupid ideas such as: Interactive podcast (choose your own adventure) Prediction market for who will cum first Beth’s biological taxonomy mnemonic New word: garbaceous Voice training to do ...

Holy shit, a new episode of the world's second-best podcast

If you wanna take your mind off of the world for 40 minutes and just listen to some stupid and/or funny bullshit, give it a listen!

sites.libsyn.com/599945/cum-p...

24.01.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
membyra - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

just learned that Old Tupi (an indigenous language of Brazil) has a word for a woman's son that literally means "husband's semen". can u imagine if someone called their son that in English. i think they might kill u

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/membyra...

18.01.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Call 1-800-SHIT-PANTS today!

18.01.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shitpost Mortem: Mutually Exclusive Chastity / Single-Use Car / Penis Doppelganger In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as: Aliens who found a piano reconstructing humans with three feet and 88 fingers Choosing hardware/software based on the silliest names (ploopy, floorp) ...

no way, a brand-new episode of the world's greatest podcast
sites.libsyn.com/599945/mutua...

17.01.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

woke trangender Old Norse gave us words like "egg," "skirt," and "they"

17.01.2026 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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check out our intro music from @izzys.casa
it's a banger, very pleased with it

17.01.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Shitpost Mortem is a podcast hosted by Amy and Beth. We're both champion yappers and we like making stupid jokes at each other. We talk about things like inadvisible robots, horrible ideas for recipes (which may or may not involve cum), and interesting facts about linguistics. We also tend to go on a lot of moderately deranged tangents and down a lot of rabbitholes (not like that, you pervert).

To be honest, if you think the episode titles sound kinda weird and funny, you'd probably be right!

Also unlike some comedy podcasts, there's literally no edgy white boys on this one! Whoa! I don't even know what that is!

Here's some links:

    If you're already a podcast sicko, here's our RSS feed: http://feeds.libsyn.com/599945/rss
        Android instructions for adding our RSS feed to YouTube Music: https://support.google.com/youtubemusic/answer/13946190?hl=en
    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShitpostMortem
    Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/shitpost-mortem/id1853332961
    Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3upb2lmgcXWsU65fUgXXtN

Shitpost Mortem is a podcast hosted by Amy and Beth. We're both champion yappers and we like making stupid jokes at each other. We talk about things like inadvisible robots, horrible ideas for recipes (which may or may not involve cum), and interesting facts about linguistics. We also tend to go on a lot of moderately deranged tangents and down a lot of rabbitholes (not like that, you pervert). To be honest, if you think the episode titles sound kinda weird and funny, you'd probably be right! Also unlike some comedy podcasts, there's literally no edgy white boys on this one! Whoa! I don't even know what that is! Here's some links: If you're already a podcast sicko, here's our RSS feed: http://feeds.libsyn.com/599945/rss Android instructions for adding our RSS feed to YouTube Music: https://support.google.com/youtubemusic/answer/13946190?hl=en YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShitpostMortem Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/shitpost-mortem/id1853332961 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3upb2lmgcXWsU65fUgXXtN

Added an about page to our website!
sites.libsyn.com/599945/about

16.01.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

whoa that's this podcast

14.01.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beth came up with a good mnemonic for taxonomic ranks, which is "kinky puppygirls came over for gay sex"

13.01.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Doom with a Theremin (instrument you don't touch)
YouTube video by squoz Doom with a Theremin (instrument you don't touch)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEQ...

10.01.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shitpost Mortem: Stereonucleosis / Nitrile Fetish / Battery that gets soft when it's low on charge We discuss stupid ideas such as : Ceiling roomba / Roomba that can climb stairs update / T-shirt warehouse of babel / Service that helps you match clothing to your exact skin color / Stereonucleosis /...

Whoa a brand new episode

We'll be wiggling your earholes with this one!

sites.libsyn.com/599945/stere...

10.01.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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The Reef The Reef CW: grief, implied child death, strained family relationships, body horror Visiting the old motel only half a mile from the beach was a summer ritual for the family, even though these days ...

hello i wrote a sci fi horror short story you could read

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

10.01.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the next podcast, we'll be asking important cereal questions such as "Is the Cheerios bee a liberal?" and "Is Tony the Tiger a gay Republican?"

10.01.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the world's a stream / and all the men and women merely chatters

08.01.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

aliens who found a piano reconstructing humans with three feet and 88 fingers

07.01.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a Zoom Podtrak P4, which is a mixer / recorder for podcasts with 4 XLR inputs

Photo of a Zoom Podtrak P4, which is a mixer / recorder for podcasts with 4 XLR inputs

New device just arrived

04.01.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we're gonna have to skip the podcast today, Beth is sick and sounds very croaky

03.01.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when a church has stained glass everyone is like "ooh fancy" but when i have stained glass everyone is like "ew" and "i think there's something wrong with your dishwasher" smh

31.12.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Shirt that says 
Never PISS OFF a man who lives at 4456 WEST OAK STREET and is CURRENTLY GONE ON VACATION but left a KEY UNDER THE FAKE ROCK FOR THE PETSITTER

Shirt that says Never PISS OFF a man who lives at 4456 WEST OAK STREET and is CURRENTLY GONE ON VACATION but left a KEY UNDER THE FAKE ROCK FOR THE PETSITTER

Got the shirts we mentioned on the last episode

31.12.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Screenshot showing 250 downloads of this podcast (Shitpost Mortem)

Screenshot showing 250 downloads of this podcast (Shitpost Mortem)

Pog

30.12.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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