Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing WASHINGTON—Claiming that preservation efforts had impeded U.S. seafood production for far too long, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he had opened up the nation’s aquariums to commercia...

“Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump said at a press conference

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MAGA is about to be real mad that Beyoncé just won best country album

GOP: if Democrats even THINK about stopping us from piping sarin gas into a randomly selected blue state Denny's, we will nuke the whales, yes all of them

SENATE DEMOCRATS: if Republicans don't brake pretty soon, they're going to run over that possum! the average American loves possums :(