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Nirvanna: The Band - the Show - the Movie

Go see it now.

Dumbest, smartest, funniest thing you may see all year. So dumb. So good.

14.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

If more than one entrant is within 30 days then it will be awarded by closest to the pin

14.02.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Unrivaled one on one tournament rules and it would fix all star weekend in the nba if they weren’t babies.

14.02.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh okay, she told me that I had been accidentally opted out of emails and I needed to opt back in so I would get the renewal info in the next week.

Superbly run org top to bottom. No notes!

13.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I never put those two things together.

They said they were sending something special so I assumed it couldn’t be renewal info lol

13.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, you ready for this renewal email to hit at 5:01? Lol.

No intel but it’d be a nice thing to do for the reps to force a 60+ hour cooldown period on the ticket holders

13.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just going off the initial proposals of the wheel which included that waiting period. But I think it’d need to work that way for owners to sign off. Since those traders were made by teams projecting the future of the trade partner to some degree.

But I just can’t see it ever gaining traction

13.02.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It for sure has goofiness but less of it. And they could have the lottery drawing during all-star so people would actually tune in for something lol

13.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but it can’t begin until all current traded picks are made so that’s like 7 years out & these owners could’ve sold or be dead by then.

Another issue the wheel has vs. other systems is that you can’t really back out if people hate it for like 30 years until it has run a full cycle.

13.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The wheel and ending the draft are the β€œbest” ideas but too radical and complicated for the owners and can’t be implemented anytime soon.

I just think we shouldn’t ignore improvements if the issues they cause are lesser than the issues of the current system.

13.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that could still be a bit too ripe for manipulation but would have to think about it more.

But yeah, these types of ideas represent a more realistic view imo.

Everyone seems to be looking at it as β€œfix it or leave it alone” and there’s not enough support for just making it little better.

13.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And if it does push up the timeline for your real deal tankers wouldn’t you prefer that to be going on during the part of your season when there are fewer eyeballs on your games rather than post-Super Bowl which is supposed to be basketball season?

13.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People say the tanking will just start earlier. Well, some of the teams that are your tankers begin the season with a level of belief that they are not that. See your Memphis Grizzlies.

Also, teams that make acquisitions like Wiz/Utah could go ahead and play some meaningful games post deadline.

13.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot take?

Every lottery fix has negative consequences but I actually think the idea of freezing the lottery at a certain point in the season has fewer issues than people make it seem.

And I think would be better than what he have and also simple enough to have a chance.

13.02.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Last one- If I stipulate that a new Grizzlies lease does eventually get signed predict the day on which it is announced.

Land within 30 days a get a free meal at Payne’s.

13.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

With the book now closed how would you evaluate Iisalo’s use of Jaren during his time as head coach?

13.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the β€œhigher end outcome” build for this organization OKC style or bust if they’re going to offload any Bane/JJJ level player at the beginning of their huge contracts as they enter their historical prime?

13.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is shockingly embarrassing.

For all the issues I have had with the DM and the distaste I have for some of the leadership, I believe in and support the broad mission. It’s admirable and important.

Perhaps shame on me for being so surprised to see this.

13.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I was talking more this setup with a discount link that can be widely shared and the tickets automatically go into a wallet for the charity. Neat concept they’ve apparently been doing awhile

13.02.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should add one to the win column for every $100,000 fined

13.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
https://www.blazersedge.com/trail-blazers-news/109072/emergency-blazers-edge-night-portland-trail-tickets-charity

Very cool if you have a few extra bucks.

Would love to do something similar with the Grizz

13.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The NBA's Board of Governors meeting in the spring is expected to be critical for stakeholders to better understand the factors around expansion. Discussing on NBA Today:

12.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7

I assume they would but is it 100% given that all three contenders for the move East would want to go?

I assume but wonder if there are factors that haven’t been considered? Idk.

You do get fewer home games against marquee teams. That may not be that big a deal πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

12.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would fit my mini-conspiracy theory (I’m nOt cRaZy oKaY?!?) if a Grizz lease agreement was announced between the next two board of governors meetings in March & July IF the vibes out the first meeting are that expansion is a lock.

12.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The grand tradition of googling a random sports medical issue and then going online to see dudes posting the thing you just read as if it was part of their pre-existing knowledge base.

12.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And within those stories a wide range of relocation speculation underneath ranging from conspiracy theory to dot connecting fears to a prominent columnist openly sounding the alarm.

12.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know if it’s coincidence or connected but interesting that so many ownership stories are bubbling up pre-relocation vote.

We have Grizz lease + Smith family making an instantly rebuffed offer to purchase, battle in Portland over stadium deal, and alleged Cuban group offer to buy Mavs.

12.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo Adam is just not gonna let Dillon be an All-star, huh?

12.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Free from Grizzlies basketball for eight days is a beautiful thing.

Unfortunately the season ticket renewal info will arrive during that time and piss me off.

12.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They could’ve let him get introduced, play two minutes, and go straight to the operating table!

12.02.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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