Shabu

@shabu.bsky.social

random man on the internet found me I’m being held hostage

Well at least you don’t type like a robot 😭

Yoooo this is such a fun concept and the arts is so good!! I looove the shading and lighting

you’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you? #squidgame #salesman

Yayyy glad to hear it, but wait, what do you actually want though (said with effort to sound nice). Idr what we’re even talking about now

It’s funny cause I was actively trying to make it sound soft but could figure out how to get the tone 😭😭

Fine fine, I honestly don’t know what to respond to that. What do you want? You win

And we’re both human, have some empathy rose

Mmm I’m not the one who randomly @‘d me and said that I killed your grandma… if you think I’m the one who made it deranged that’s some crazy work

I can’t believe this reply chain returned to some level of normalcy

That is a crazyyy thing to say when I’m trying to be accommodating to you asking for a perishable food in the mail LMAOOO

Yeah honestly it felt bad to write. It did not feel good, just like how your grandma probably felt when she was fed poisoned eggs by you. A matcha latte that will go bad by the time it gets there? Curious

But yeah probably can’t do that exactly but I can maybe send some ingredients for it

I’m not a heart breaker I’m a heart taker I take hearts but I handle them gently (🤢). And at least I don’t flirt with having a life of crime. The justice your grandma and all other grandmas deserve will only be served when you’re behind bars.

And dw I’m not, it’s all tiny stuff and not expensive

I may be considered a criminal in the hearts of many (I’ve stolen too many to count), but fortunately not in the court of law.

oohhh I love surprises, really looking forward to it. And yayy there’s a place with cute little palm sized plushies that I think I can get some animals you like from.

I’m in Japan, what is my motive, why would I care about YOUR grandma (other than her being lovely I’m sure). All signs point away from me. If it was me, it’d be the perfect crime, done by really intelligent and cool criminal.
Also yayy I’m excited to try the candies and stuff. Hope you like plushies

But was your grandmas stomach built differently…
And ok yeah I have a couple ideas for trinkets, you got it

Hmmm I don’t know if I can send eggs to America…
But i’ll try, to be clear you want raw eggs, sent on a 17 hour flight, some good snacks, and my favorite coffee beans.
Is the plan to make a deadly omelette?

I’m down with fettuccine, other than matcha what do you want from the store?

Yeah can you get me some jalapeños, chips, real cheese, uhhh some pasta that isn’t spaghetti, singing killed my grandma

Omg hi

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This one is named Lapis
Had to cut 30 secs off to fit

Gotta start posting here I guess
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