boytoydevil

you ever fart so hard it changes your brain chemistry?

i take candy like pills, i don’t do it for the taste/pleasure i just want all the negatives and none of the positives

#Superman using heat vision 🔥

James Gunn says people shouldn’t get sucked into online fan wars over #Superman and #FantasticFour

“There's room for us both! I love my friends at Marvel. You can find whatever discussions you'd want .. Id focus on all the positivity around the films instead of getting sucked up in online fan wars"

John Byrne era. Superman looks sad and shocked as he says, “N-no…!! How…how could that BE? How could this terrible thing have HAPPENED?“

saturday night, sweaty, taco bell refried beans smeared on my tits, pro wrestling, erect 3 incher, what could be better?

you think the new pope really likes furry knot porn?

Close up of the head and neck of I believe to be Quasar in profile as he looks downward and says, “Nothing left but DECAY.”

The Thing from the Fantastic Four is wearing a blue trenchcoat and a brown fedora. He turns to say, “Yeah, but no autographs please I’m… Hey, what’s the ruckus…?“

me

what the hell

my dick is like a chode but if a chode was short and also not thick either

haven’t felt the touch of a woman in over 3 years. do you know what that does to an alpha male like me?

I've watched the new Death Stranding 2 trailer an embarrassing amount of times already, and the number just keeps growing.

never kill yourself!!!

id have a sign out in my yard like weirdos do but it’d say like “tiddies/asscheeks 2028”

if some tiddies were the president, that would be kinda crazy ykwim?

was gooning on the toilet and accidentally farted and instantly lost my hard on. disgusting…

friggin honry

these subway cookies are f-(i fire a long, nasty rope of shit out of my ass which launches me up into a ceiling fan killing me instantly)

my job is pretty cool until a customer walks in or calls or emails me then it’s not so cool #relatable #fuckmyass

a black and white drawing of a boy with a smiley face and the word help written above him . ALT: a black and white drawing of a boy with a smiley face and the word help written above him .

if the phone rings at my work one more time i’m gonna get an angry hard on and start crying

everyone in the world is actually so fucking stupid

Close-up of a wide eyed woman, a gloved hand to her lower right cheek as she thinks, “no, it COULDN’T be – –! Then, maybe it COULD…. “Then she says aloud, “MAYBE IT IS!“

the people.. they aren't ready for him..
but they must..
BEHOLD
wasabi aka. wabi aka. wab aka. wabert aka. robert aka. wilbur aka. wilbo waggins aka .. u get the idea.

Spider-Man turning a cop's balls into a pink mist by punching him in the balls

Good morning logging on. We are all a cop being punched in the balls going, "UNNNHH!!" these days. Metaphorically

that’s me!!!

Malice Invisible Woman 💖🖤