Matt Weens

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

IU did not have extra time to prepare.

The average 3 hour NFL game has 11 total minutes of actual play.

Reminder, Portland is weird, not a warzone.

Walked into a public restroom behind 2 guys and there were 5 urinals. Guy one takes U1. Guy two takes U4!?!?!?!?!?

Sora is not the real problem here. The real problem is that in 12, at most 24 months, there will be a Sora clone from Tencent or Alibaba that is just as good and can be run by anybody with a 5099, at which point everyone in society needs to rapidly agree to treat all digital video as fake, period.

I didn't know illegal aliens wore nametags or identifying marks that I could recognize. How am I supposed to know who is...

...oh, that's right, just casual racism.

#sInGeRsOnGwRiTeR #OrGiNaL #cOuNtRy #folk #song TikTok video by Welles

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AJpEk4/

Composed among the chaos. #GoDucks

Home bakers donate fresh bread to food banks thanks to this Seattle nonprofit A Seattle-area nonprofit group called Community Loaves donates home-baked bread and cookies to food banks in four states.

Since 2020, the organization Community Loaves has donated more than 200,000 loaves of fresh bread and some 220,000 energy cookies to food banks.

They come from a network of nearly 900 bakers and represent one of the largest such efforts in the country.

Trivia Question: Which B1G Ten team has never lost a conference game?

#GoDucks

Ahh, the sleep, stand, sit position.

In today’s NFL a kicker that can navigate the new kickoff rules is almost as valuable as a kicker that can hit a FG from 60.

Weird.

Agreed, but why does it look like he’s standing next to a Jeffery Epstein look-a-like winner?

ref stink eye to jaxson-smith njigba

Straight to bed, no supper.

The President of the United States does not have the power to impose tariffs. Only the Congress of the United States can impose tariffs.

The President of the United States does not have the power to impose tariffs. Only the Congress of the United States can impose tariffs.

Shall I go on?

Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."

aggressively ignorant, boastfully anti-science, and utterly incurious

Put this one in the moron category. Nice reprieve from the recent racism routine. bsky.app/profile/razz...

You'll forgive me if I'm not taking my medical advice from this calcified brain.

HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

Happy 21st of September 🎉….do you remember?

Despite the negative press covfefe

Whenever I wonder why with this administration, I start with the premise that they’re racist morons and that usually answers it every time.

It’s been a hard week for Mike Gundy.

Gonna tell my kid this was The Wiggles.

LE BATARD, on Kimmel:

“.. you can’t look at what’s happening here and NOT say that this is a kind of threat that you have not seen before in the United States ..”

I can't believe I'm saying this, but the health insurance companies are right. Get your vaccines.

It's ok, no one will know, but you're helping yourself and everyone else. Just do it.

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

Thanks for being here and I appreciate your posts.