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super silly :3 seen joey richter and clark baxtresser live thrice and will never shut up about it :3
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headche :(
13.12.2024 23:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0discovered shoot from the hip the other day and ever since listening to strange noises from the hole in the wall i can NOT stop thinking about “i'm with the british transport police!” anyway 10/10 everyone listen to this immediately
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I think this has altered my speech patterns irreparably . 💙 .
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bic twin blade womens razor i am killing you violently
07.12.2024 23:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
flug looking shocked with a "!" next to them
flug egg.
flug holding onto a soda labeled "soda purple" like those little candys that have the stuffed animal hanging onto them i dont know what they are called
flug laying dead on the ground (i make alot of these. partly because i get migraines alot lmao)
various flugs 2
07.12.2024 22:49 — 👍 2386 🔁 253 💬 15 📌 4what have i done for god to curse me with perpetual illness i SWEAR i have the bloody flu now. EVIL!!!!!!
05.12.2024 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0:3c !!
29.11.2024 12:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0:3
28.11.2024 22:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0why is it that when i don't take my anaemia meds for a week straight i'm anaemic all of a sudden. who made this happen
23.11.2024 22:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
he is sitting so sweetly and nicely. because he wants my dinner. god bless
22.11.2024 18:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sick girl who has rested in bed and taken painkillers and relaxed and been kind to herself: what if i was never sick to begin with :(
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everyone be kind and lovely
25.09.2024 20:43 — 👍 132 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 5absolutely pissing yourself over your own joke you made a few months ago and forgot about is what its all about really
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me & my cat are both very stubborn about our food so whenever i make cheese on toast it's a battle of wills as to which of us gets it
13.11.2024 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0employable skill. i mean fucking employable skill
13.11.2024 15:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the fact that 85 and 15 make 100 sounds so fake like girl wdymmm
13.11.2024 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0don't put things on windowsills my dry shampoo just fell out of my fucking window this is such a joke
12.11.2024 18:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0being able to wash your hair without ruining your mascara should be a quality employers look for
12.11.2024 18:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0women fear me fish hate me i am forever unloved and alone
18.10.2024 21:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Um hi guys
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my jonkler poster
13.10.2024 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0like im doing exactly the same shit but theres trees present!! they get it!!
13.10.2024 14:04 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0i loveee being outside on phone rather than in bed on phone it feels so much more productive
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nobody could ever understand how badly i need her
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