"max"

kids can just read some paul jennings books for a while 👍

one of my buddies can read barcodes just from looking at em. sometimes he cracks up at the stuff they say

playa would you mind to blow across the top of that cerveza... let me hear it sing

ain't that true... ain't that true

if you make a work of art that's too good no one talks about it. there's nothing to discuss about dr strangelove. you can't argue about half life 2. my book of short stories would be a third example,

visigoths were known to wield the power of vision against roman legionaries, while ostrogoths dealt osteoporosis-based attacks

keep honking... i'm clonking!

would have to agree with this assessment -- hold onto it for a time when you have less on your plate 👍

(planning to cook you in the wok) ginger garlic spring onions looking cozy in there brother. nice and cozy. say why don't you hop in

on what type of boat would you be most likely to find tartare sauce? your first thought may be a fishing boat. but it's actually a cruise ship

if trump wants to win in 2027 he needs to pass a law making sonic a pokemon #MakeSonicAPokemon

(lulling you) secure yet?

if you buy a copy of my book and there is a story in it you don't like you can post it back to me and i will cut it out and sticky tape in a printout of "alyosha the pot" by tolstoy, a story anyone could like, and return it to you

THE HANDSOME BROTHERS I got a job as a professional friend.

new post up on INFINITE GOSSIP, called THE HANDSOME BROTHERS. check it out if you get the chance infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-handsome...

enraging my robot buddies with self-contradicting command line prompts

THE HANDSOME BROTHERS I got a job as a professional friend.

new post up on INFINITE GOSSIP, called THE HANDSOME BROTHERS. check it out if you get the chance infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-handsome...

today is gonna be the day that i'm gonna sing wonderwall / my name is liam gallagher and my brother's name is mr noel

i have watched and reviewed bugonia (2025) boxd.it/bAxPTz

(reading a huge newspaper on the train) One By One The Dominose Fall..

they should put bands who aren't that famous into the rock and roll hall of fame to level them up. like pokemon

still undefeated maxlavergne.square.site

breaking: i have arrived at an agreement with warner bros. discovery to release YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE to theatres for an exclusive 1 week window before it moves to HBO max

me: so on the next slide we have--
my coworker who's an elven ranger: (looking to the east) the horns of the haradrim...
my boss who's a problem gambler and he's english: i've a lucky feeling. cheerio

THE HORSE & THE RIDER THE HORSE & THE RIDER : Lavergne, Max: Amazon.com.au: Books

my story THE HORSE & THE RIDER, previously only available for free as a podcast, is now available for money as a book amzn.asia/d/iOZTMaH

this one finishes so strong

(getting really into my boss's interests) your new ballroom is gonna be so cool boss

they should show you which emojis are trending, so you have the chance to connect with something bigger than yourself by using the same emojis that people all over the world are using

i have watched and reviewed "one battle after another" (2025) boxd.it/bqBHBl

pummel me with a stream of neutrons all you like. i ain't fissile. i won't split

(holding out a handful of what are clearly fisherman's friends) i take 10 of these pills every day. for freshness of breath