Rikk

We outside

Titties

Nope. Might need them for future chicken tenders

Me waking up on Tuesday knowing the next holiday ain’t until the ASS end of May

Let’s try this intermittent fasting again

have you ever been SWALLOWED up.

No but fr. I can't remember the last time I saw a cereal commercial. Or a Nike ad.

Everyone has that one Purple Rain t-shirt. You know which one I’m talking about.

Me to myself:

Y’all be falling in love on here? I’m missing out

Couples that be like “we are a package deal” be the most unappealing package I’ve ever seen in my life.

Bend over…
Lemme see it from the back …

So were you taking her for dinner? Lol

if it's rude to call bullshit what it is, be that

Gonna be in the bed all day tomorrow. I need the rest of

Click your heels 3x and end up at a bodega with a chopped cheese sammich

Yt Ppl Built An Entire System Based On Racism & They Have Benefited Greatly From It, But Somehow Us Talking About It Makes Us Racist 😒

I need to get better at everything

Got a coworker who is showing everybody her “boyfriend” to folks even though it’s clearly an AI pic

I ain’t deleting no skeet when I misspelled something. Y’all know what I ment lol

Chinichurri butter sounds amazing on a good steak

This damn vegan soup is good af

And quit treating getting baptized as a deep cleaning for your terrible soul or listening to gospel music & referring to Beyoncé as a "devil" to absolve you of the fact that you're a homewrecking heffa.

Yes, I know this is oddly specific, because it is.

Deadass

Would it be bad if I ate almost an entire rotisserie chicken because my nerves are bad at the moment?

Black Jesus knows I don’t have the patience today

Man I ain’t got time for this shit today 😂 these folks already done lost their minds

a gray squirrel in a tree (idk what kind of tree imma be honest) holding an orange package of maruchan ramen noodles

why it’s a squirrel in the tree in my yard with a pack of noodles?

Good morning and Happy Sidepiece Sunday ☀️☀️☀️