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@stannybot.bsky.social

I’ve had spiked hair and a wallet chain, so yeh, that kind of d-bag.

70 Followers  |  70 Following  |  52 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.4987

Latest posts by stannybot.bsky.social on Bluesky

He should be purple he’s so full of sour grapes.

05.11.2025 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New f*cking Jersey, baby! So proud to be from NJ.

05.11.2025 03:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eyeglasses are great if you’re looking to spend 80% of your day cleaning something.

29.10.2025 16:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stop believing the worst about yourself.

05.10.2025 02:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The guy nervously shouting “Marco” as he searched fo his son in the supermarket didn’t find my “Polo” response nearly as funny as I did.

04.10.2025 19:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have COVID for the third time. I was vaccinated for the first 2 and symptoms were very mild. I didn’t get vaccinated this time and the symptoms are brutal. Get vaccinated.

28.09.2025 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

You don’t decide to be a writer once. You decide to be a writer every day.

28.08.2025 03:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The difference between me liking someone and me hating someone is that at some point I may stop liking someone.

14.06.2025 07:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Your profile says democracy defender. You sure about that?

08.06.2025 03:12 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

6 wins away wasn’t close enough? Grateful to Thibbs and the culture he brought to the Knicks.

03.06.2025 19:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We don’t know each other at all, but for some reason I started following your sobriety journey and it really inspires me. I haven’t pulled the plug on drinking completely but I have cut back and believe I will ultimately stop based on stories like yours.

25.05.2025 17:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeh, as a long term #Knicks fan, I’m nervous right now. But I also just walked past 2 different sets of people talking about them in a gym in NJ and that’s not something that happens regularly. This team is making noise.

24.05.2025 18:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a win. What a team. Go Ny, go Ny, go!

17.05.2025 02:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

08.05.2025 12:50 — 👍 49225    🔁 10978    💬 446    📌 303

Cory Booker- the antidote to NJ jokes.

01.04.2025 12:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TIL that Rusty is short for Rusticular

31.03.2025 00:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Based on the replies l, it looks like there a lot of fed workers on @bsky.app

I just wanted to say THANK YOU. I can't imagine the shit you are going through right now

Thanks for your service to our country

27.03.2025 00:22 — 👍 90957    🔁 10757    💬 1640    📌 444
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Same vibe.

15.03.2025 15:20 — 👍 415    🔁 73    💬 14    📌 7

Time for a new political party that isn’t afraid to make a move.

15.03.2025 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The biggest bootlicker in the history of humanity.

15.03.2025 03:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are you playing with fire?

13.03.2025 05:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bridges! My jaw dropped! Knicks!

13.03.2025 04:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two day work week (because I already worked Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday)!

13.03.2025 04:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Loving the Knicks defense tonight. New York Gritty!

11.03.2025 04:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello, bluesky folks! I’m hoping to grow my list to 100 (currently 60). I like to make jokes and hate fascism. Either one is a solid reason to follow!

10.03.2025 03:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I appreciate Planet Firness catering to geography, but not sure EVERY treadmill in this NJ location needs an ashtray.

08.03.2025 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Might save a life.

08.03.2025 00:36 — 👍 30193    🔁 14946    💬 228    📌 474

Who’s up for starting a new political party?

07.03.2025 22:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Double penetration? In this economy?

07.03.2025 04:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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