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Delusions of Xander โ€” Smash the Fasc!

@delusionsofxander.bsky.social

Rndmnss frm a ๐Ÿ“ธ ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ“ท and the official pr rep for the interwebs. Big Boss of Snark Mode Industries. Blunt but honest and fair. No negativity, calling it like I see it. Making fun everyone equally. We donโ€™t take sides.

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The next four years fat boy, ur stupid ass is mine! And there is not a god damn thing you can do being you have no voice as a public figure. Welcome to the Terror Dome aka The Palm Springs of Washington. #Yakima #PNW #FuckMaga

06.11.2025 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you saw what happened in Sunnyside this year, and Wapato a few years back โ€” just wait. Yakima is going to make Sunnyside look like small peanuts. The fact that people voted in an unhinged carpetbagger from California who doesnโ€™t respect boundaries is not going to look good on them.

06.11.2025 09:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™s really funny about all this, #Yakima doesnโ€™t know what damage MAGA Matt is going to do. He thinks being Mayor of Yakima is a big deal, sadly itโ€™s just a ceremonial position with a lot of shit thrown at you by the general public. People despise him now, wait till he really fucks up!

06.11.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This right here is a young business owner in Downtown #Yakima. Everything he just said is fucking correct. Too bad Yakima hasnโ€™t figured it out yet, at least some people have.

06.11.2025 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So the vice chair of the #Yakima County Republicans is still running her mouth. Guess what Autumn, I can do this all day and we all know youโ€™ll react and get triggered.

06.11.2025 09:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Delusions of Xander I came I saw I seriously cannot believe I am actually going to post that crap! They call me Xander, this is my vlog.

Yes, I now have a YouTube account. Mainly post shorts but this will grow to more. Subscribe if you like.

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02.11.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We all know this piece of shit is MAGA Mattโ€™s boy as well.

30.10.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I wasnโ€™t going to say anything, but this little wannabe nepo baby, self-entitled, fake-ass journalist paparazzi fuck is really giving us freelancers a bad name in #Yakima. Seriously kid, go to school if you want to be a journalist and learn the ropes. Stop with the lies youโ€™re spreading!

30.10.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You know what? You might not like what I have to say, you might think I come across as a dick, but at least I am honest โ€” and I only speak when someone acts stupid and needs a reality check. But know this, I will
continue to fight for your right to be yourself and what makes you happy.

30.10.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stop Playing Politics With Food Assistance Programs USDA must use the SNAP contingency fund to keep food assistance programs funded during the government shutdown as is required by law and has been done in every other government shutdown in modern hist...

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30.10.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#NoKings #Yakima

19.10.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No Kings Protest
Yakima, WA
October 18, 2025

๐Ÿ“ธ VNYLDEN Media

#nokings #fuckmaga #fucktrump #freelancelife

19.10.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For stealing drugs off dead bodies and overdosing on them. A few years back dude got shitfaced and got into a fight with the local sheriffโ€™s deputies. The whole time Wifey-poo here was defending hubbyโ€™s bad behavior. Did we mention she also runs the Chamber of Commerce? Yeah MAGA fucked up Yakima.

17.10.2025 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The person on the left is Dan Williams, a sketchy-ass funeral director running for #Yakima county coroner against Marshall Slight who was the deputy coroner, now coroner. The person on the right you ask? Well thatโ€™s the wife of the previous coroner who resigned and is facing criminal charges (cont.)

17.10.2025 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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On a different note, guess who did get a selfie with Kyle while working press for the Town Hall Series. Ya dude!

17.10.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And no Kyle MacLachlan did not come and visit them. Maybe if they would get their shit together and figure out how to get grants instead of doing pipe dream videos like this, they actually could formulate a plan to make this a tourist attraction.

17.10.2025 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And get this, she is in her late 40s-early 50s, yet she looks like shes 70. I guess being a hateful person will do that to you.

17.10.2025 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forgot to add that she gets super triggered when you call her out on her fascist ideology and hate speech. ๐Ÿ˜‚

17.10.2025 05:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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She was 87. https://cnn.it/47tqVNE

17.10.2025 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 172    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

16.10.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4741    ๐Ÿ” 1862    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 151    ๐Ÿ“Œ 83
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What she looks like without all the damn filters she uses on her photos/videos. Itโ€™s also fucking hilarious that sheโ€™s wearing that hat. What a total embarrassment.

17.10.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This just the beginning. Wait till the election is over Snark Mode Industries will be fully open for business. Hereโ€™s her little buddy who also tried to run her mouth about yours truly. Hard pass, that would be too damn easy. ๐Ÿ˜‚

17.10.2025 05:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The MAGA Karen of #Yakima once again is demanding an apology over something stupid. Yet, she misconstrued my words โ€” like a typical MAGAT. Iโ€™m sorry but I had to โ€” mark my words, I am going to make fun of her ass so bad she will have fourth degree burns all over that fragile ego. #FuckMaga

17.10.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If youโ€™re from #Yakima you know damn well what this old fart is about. Itโ€™s a shame heโ€™s turning into a senile old man. We figure he might need his daily Wertherโ€™s since he was too busy yelling at the cloud outside his office. BTW I think we also found his illegitimate son. Diggity Dee bitch!

10.10.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is holding up a bottle of tajin sauce ALT: a woman is holding up a bottle of tajin sauce

Tajin + Granny Smith Apples = Holy Shit!

09.10.2025 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, Jessi here is a total bigot who hates the LGBTQ+. But you know whatโ€™s really pisses me off, she and her stupid-ass husband came to one of my DJ shows which are LGBTQ+ friendly and safe spaces. People like these two shitheads are not welcome at my shows! #fuckmaga

09.10.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meet Jessica Garcia. Yes, she is the wife of Dr. Raul Garcia, the same jackass that ran for public office twice โ€” and lost! Well, Jessi here is desperate to hold public office that now sheโ€™s running for School Board in #Yakima and is running on MAGA policies. (Cont.)

09.10.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, not sure what happened there. Choe on the other hand is best buds with Cam Higby.

09.10.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have absolutely no words for this shit. Do better #Yakima

02.10.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They shouldโ€™ve booked this at the Toyota Center in Kennewick, it wouldโ€™ve sold out. The Sundome is a hard venue to sel, they couldnโ€™t even sell out Jim Gaffigan, and he sold out Climate Pledge. #Yakima

23.09.2025 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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