Sam

Am I the only one that finds these ads for the 9-1-1 in Space special absolutely hilarious?

The Bearcats are testing me

A MAC loss ruins your day in a much worse way than an out of conference loss. RIP Ohio Bobcats. RIP my mood for the rest of the weekend.

Heard McAfee be confused as to why Cincinnati was a favorite and in that moment I realized he does not know ball

I am terrified that OU is going to lose Chase Hendricks to the portal next season. Dude is good as hell

I didn't have Saudi Airbia buying EA on my bingo card

Commander in slop

Charlie Kirk was assassinated and Jimmy Kimmel got cancelled because y'all thought voting for a cartoon pig wearing a tuxedo would lead to a normal functional country

JD Vance is a dangerous dog eating lunatic

I don't think I have seen a team shit the bed in conference play more frequently than Tennessee

Kent State is going to steal a few MAC games late in the season, they got some fight in em #MACtion

He whole Pat McAfee standing on a table and screaming until he turns red is cringe as fuck, no way around it.

I'm hearing that the cuck is down. The cuck is down.

What's funny about them playing Blurry when they went to break in the Cincinnati and Cleveland game is Marrietta Ohio is the location that Puddle of Mudd singer Wes Scantlin had an infamous on stage meltdown

Bengals vs Browns is causing me physical pain

I'M SO HAPPY

O U OH YEAH LET'S GO BOBCATS

Ohio Bobcats gor me a nervous wreck right now

Inject this game into my veins

I've never been more locked in on a game featuring 2 teams I have absolutely no stake in

I feel so alive!

Omg the flukey turnover on the punt? This game has it all!

It's early but Iowa vs Iowa State is really doing it for me #cfb

I'll watch a full game when the NFL puts a watchable product on the field at 1PM

24 more hours then I get to be a vegetable for 12+ straight hour because Hawaii vs Sam Houston kicks off at 11:59 EST baybeeeeee

My cat Kevin

It's Kevin time!

His reaction to the flag has been my favorite moment so far today

Emotional support candle

You're allowed to burn this candle on an airplane

Had to work on the first College Football Saturday of the year but I'm home and we're so fuckin back baby!!

Don't turn 30, folks.

I never thought the day would come but it has, I no longer know the name of every Pokemon